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Tickets to Miley Cyrus’s 16th Birthday Will Probably Be Less In-Demand Than Tickets to Her 18th Birthday

August 21, 2008
Evil Beet
Miley Cyrus
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Dude, when Miley Cyrus turns 18, I’m throwing a party. Food and liquor is on me. I will fund it with the money I will make from the naked pictures of her that are sure to be all over the Internet within a month of her 18th birthday.

But until that happy day, Miley is selling tickets to her 16th birthday party — at $250 a pop!

The bash will take place at Disneyland in late November, and tickets go on sale August 30.

Doesn’t a ticket to Disneyland cost $250 anyway these days?

93 CommentsLeave a comment

  • i’m totally going!! I have tickets on hold for me and my bff rite now! Ur so not kewl if u rnt goin!!!!

  • I have to say kudos to her for taking all of these skanky pictures of herself. They’ll be nice to look back on when she’s 72 and wrinkly and saggy all over. :)

  • ummm….sorry miley. i though you said you wanted a load on you, not lotion!? here’s some tissue. see ya. (and yes, i saw you hiding over there watching billy ray)

  • whatever, miley’s a cool completely normal adolescent who is (for once) not initially deterred by the insatiability of the press. i mean, i read all that press, too, but come on. i LOVE disney, but why is it cool that they take cool chicks, build them to superstar status, and then when one mistake happens (think vanity fair) they toss them under the bus. heres hoping miley doesnt get a bag of sickyeyo for her bday like lilo prob did

  • I actually like her teeny bop hits. I have a few on my playlist. There is no doubt that she is a talented girl. I don’t understand why that makes her want to act like a ten cent whore on a Spanish fly. What is that? Make music! It’s a gift. The musicianship will get you where you want to go. Disgracing yourself just wont.

  • I’m pretty sure that milky stuff on her stomach is what it looks like…there even seems to be a little on the couch under her left boob.

  • This picture makes me feel very uncomfortable.

    She is so young and now so many pervs will be looking at this in inappropriate ways….

  • Nevermind,.. snort, hiss, cackle, uh, you missed the launch, it’s a boring, fakey.. snooze fest, as she did on her 11 th birthday what you thinks she legally can do on the 18th birthday already.

  • I think I’d go to her birthday, if only it wasn’t in the USA and it wouldnt be packed with a whole load of desperate pervs who have been fantasising over her pics, and annoying little kids who all think they’re her best friend. Lmao. I’d like to go just to meet some of her celeb friends. Haha, she’s cool too, though.

  • its not fake,she fessed up to it already,said the new batch was also inappropriate,and yea thats not water on her belly or couch….water aint white. such a good role model for my 8 year old…whore.

  • I don’t think this is fake, but that is obviously water, you idiots.
    I don’t know what kind of men you have slept with but they need to get checked out asap.
    That’s not “milky”, that’s reflection from light.

  • That’s me again from sex talk. If kids see it they will not like you. your carer could bee over. Also I would not go to the party even if i could go. In few years you will become to a simple person. So thing about it again. If you reading it than make the right decision. And if you make right decision then people will forget your nasty stuff. And dont forget to invite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Buy!!!!!!!

  • Hi I think that the publishers and the paparazzi need to keep there noses out of celebs life styles and they need to get a life because miley cyrus is a cool person and people are just trying to ruin her carrer and people just need to keep there noses at home. bye have a nice day

    • hi you r right what is ur name im not from this sight but i left a comment miley cyrus rocks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      pleaz reply

      ps my name is natalie

  • OMG!Miley are you stupid when your putting photos of yourself online like that your going to get every one of your fan to hate you so if i would stop puttiong photos of yourself online cause you look like a total slut

  • i agree with ashleystorm my cusion is such a prev and he has already been looking at the photos and trying to make it look like your actally naked and save it to his dasktop

  • wow ur such a whore like you are a role model for like so many people and u say ur sarry and ur gonna stop but yeah u never freaking do i love you and ur music i just dont like the way you act!!>=[

  • Guys! this photo is probably fake!!
    i gess miley knows what she jeopardize with things like that and i gess she didnt do this thing on her own..
    so this is fake..

  • y r u doin dis? ur beautiful grl n my cuz luvs u ur on haf of her skool notebooks n room.U haf 2 stop dis ppl r callin u slutty n skanky n a hor n all dat crap day called vannesa hudgens.Quit posin 4 horndogs n strt singin 4 kids again. im 13 n wat i look 4 in a girl is a good face n comedy.QUIT DIS CRAP!!!!

  • you look good baby i want to have sex with you and yes i’m a girl

  • the white stuff every one is making a big thing about is sperm that is why it is milky and she is almost naked it has to be that

  • miley is not stupid !
    she never wanted that every one sees these pics..!
    she was hacked!
    ‘nd to “emily osment” thats is miley cyrus..sorry but YOU are the FAKE
    ii love she cuz nobodys perfect!

  • 2 TElL U Da TrUtH I ThInK MiLeY CyRuS IzZ SoOO StUpId aNd iMa OnLi 12 YrZ OlD AnD ShE iZ NoT DaA PeRfEcT ExAmPl 4 MeH AnD Ma sIsTeR CUzZ AlOt Of yOuNgStERz LoOk Up 2 hUrR aNd iM NOt trInG 2 hAtE bUtT iTz dA tRuTh!!!!

  • hey miley, sweet thang! ( NOT!!!! u mother fucka!!!!!! wtfridge……. u touched my boy…. u hoe fucker!!!!!) luv ya!

    p.s. my boy was Nick Jonas, u bitch!!!!! i still luv u……( gtg puke!!!!!)

  • She isn’y a WHORE,HOE,SLUT,ETC she is a normal teenage girl….I have seen a lot of my friends take pictures like this in their bathing suits and underwear and bras. It’s not a big deal and that stuff on her belly i’m almost sure it’s cum but who the fuck cares!?

  • I think its water she wants 2 ake out its cum but its sooo not!!!!! WHO WOULD WANNA SLEEP WIV HER SHE is a hoe , hore, bitch, slag, slut sket!!!!!! i FUKKINNN hate tht girl!!!

  • I think its water she wants 2 make out its cum but its sooo not!!!!! WHO WOULD WANNA SLEEP WIV HER SHE is a hoe , hore, bitch, slag, slut sket!!!!!! i FUKKINNN hate tht girl!!!

  • omfg wil u lot get over it all us lasses tek photos like this and its a bikini and all her other pics so wat i hav pics like them its not her fault she crnt keep n e thing private cz shes famous its her life so stop avin a go callin her a slag wen shes not if she was she wud be wearing nothing ok so cut her sum slak

  • I want to tap that so hard. Hey, for a suggestion, you should get Miley to perform at your party as a singing stripper. I would so come. And does anyone else think that Miley should make a sex video? I know I do but a naked picture would be fine for the first month or two that she is eighteen.

  • oh i would sooo love to get my big dick inside her tight little pussy, that would be awesome.

  • I think she’s mega hot but a little over-the-top regarding ego-centrism and exhibitionism. She’s got hot stuff and she wants to strut it around but to do so would hurt her career as a children’s entertainer which is why she’s trying to transition into being a mainstream pop star. So she can strut her sexy little package for all the world to stare and gawk at in awe.

  • What’a SLUTT,
    I hope something EFFING hits her in the face,
    So she can see how GRATEFUL she is!

    I HATE YOU MILEY! :)

    P.S
    i sing way better than your NASALLY voice! :D

  • No curves =D
    I hate you miley >:O
    your dad was awesome but you ruin it
    btw, I HATE YOU ASFKJADFS87RADSF78SUIGFSUV
    =D

    ROCK ON!!!

    P.S
    Your So Right NeliiBaybee!

    Nelii Wuss Here! :D

  • hey really now if she is a slut what she is not..who are u to comment about her deeds…go and wank yourself if u can’t think….she does whatever she wants…where is the problem?…..if she wasn’t a famous person..did u care?,,,,NO!!! so don’t talk about ppl like u know them….GOD u ppl are stupid…sorry for the post…but this is true…not a fan of miley…but anyway she doesn’t deserve what u are talking so just keep your mought…peace from me..

  • I’m not a fan of Miley like that, She has a few songs I like. Anyways I don’t think people should bash on her like some others. She’s human and you all act like you don’t have skeletons in your clothet. The only difference between you and her (aside from money, etc) is she threw her skeleton out.

  • Okay look, I thought miley cyrus was a slut but now i see that if i was as rich and as pretty as her i would be doing the same thing. Back off miley. and as for you freaky pervert mother fuckers saying ” i want to stick my dick in her pussy. thats just sick. well im done i spoke my mind. much love:)

  • miley you rock im a guy duh… but keep what your doing and donèt care what these jackasses are saying they are perveted I can admit i have a crush on you but i am not perv erted so rock on and have fun or donèt do it

  • miley is cool and all of you people who talk bad about her why don’t u keep ur big mouths shut because she is a teen who will make mistakes and all of us will because we are not perfect only jesus was perfect so stop talk trash if you want to say bad thing say bad things about yourself because one more time i will say shut the hell up!!!
    Keep your mouth shut if you like miley cyrus than talk good about her no bad because you probly have done something you will regret for the rest of your……………LIFE!!!

    • she iz soo sxc ill shag her any dai along wif taylor sift nd all the other fit galls

  • miley needs to stop this stuff posting herself in a bikini she should be kicked off disney channel forever!