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Janet Jackson Launching New Line of Wardrobe Malfunction Jokes

Well, okay, technically, she’s launching a new line of lingerie. But it can only result in hundreds of thousands of unfunny wardrobe malfunction-related jokes made by bloggers, fashionistas and reporters the world over. Bring it on, Janet.

The line is called Pleasure Principle, and it’s expected to hit stores in November.

“People have come to me with other ideas, but lingerie is a passion for me, and just like music and acting, I can’t do it unless I put 100 percent into it,” Jackson said.

Jackson’s 14-design line of underpinnings, crafted mainly from satin and lace and heavy on feminine details, will be available in department stores and mass retailers this fall, with each piece priced at under $40.

“It makes you feel incredible and offers variety as diverse as the women who will wear it,” Jackson said of the line, named after her 1987 hit.

Lingerie is a passion for you? Who says that?

Whatever. Maybe I’m being too hard on her because I’m PMS-ing. I get anxious in the days before my period. After all, tampons are a passion for me.

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  • So, yeah, about the PMSing thing…you definitely are…you’re being a total bitch today. Don’t get me wrong, I love it and it makes me laugh. But for your sake, I hope you feel better. Take a Midol with a vodka chaser, you’ll be all good again.

  • janet jackson is a one day fat, next day skinny, old has been. instead of buying her lingerie, just go looks in your moms drawers. it’s basically the same shit and you can wear it for free.

  • If any woman had less luck finding love, behaving in a realistic mature sexy manner and proved she was in any way the happy female star who has known life’s greatest pleasures; other than getting fat while on a lazy rich woman hiatus from working,. Janet is your proto-type so this whole line of sexy lingerie derived by her fame as a Female Vamp is ridiculous!

  • It would be such a great relief if people would just reckonize that Janet Jackson is a performer…and entertainer…! Which defines her as YES she can do outrageous things at times. Yes she does a have a beautiful body to share with the world and seems quite proud of her own sexuality. Instead of finding fault …Why not just simply sit back and allow yourselves to Enjoy this very talented lady…Ms. Janet Jackson…..!!! She’s the Best…!

  • Ok, so did anyone notice how there is No “D” in Janet Jackson’s name…?
    Wonder why…?
    Simple:
    Cause the “D” was removed in order to Spell the word “DIVA”….!
    Janet Jackson Rules….Got that?