It’s been awhile since someone’s taken their turn at totally selling out Lindsers, but Courtenay Semel is up to bat now, chatting with News of the World about her “secret” former lesbian affair with Lindsay. I mean, technically, it’s a “pal” of Courtenay relaying these quotes to NotW, but you know Courtenay’s behind all this.
Oh, and FYI? I totally reported on this in December. Just saying.
Anyway, here’s what Courtenay’s “pal” claims she was told by Court:
“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart. At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.â€
Says the “pal:”
“She met Lindsay in the summer of 2006 at a party in Malibu. From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing. But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out. Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”
“Back then Samantha and Lindsay didn’t have a physical relationship,†Courtenay’s pal continued. “She once said, ‘Samantha’s the father I never had’! Apparently Samantha acted in a ‘paternal’ way towards her, giving her advice and cuddles.â€
At one point, both Samantha and Courtenay were visiting Lindsay at Promises … at separate times, I guess.
Courtenay and Lindsay moved in together, but I guess Lindsay was in the habit of bringing men back to the apartment, which pissed Courtenay off. “Courtenay would throw fits of rage, writing her hundreds of angry e-mails from another room in the house,” says the source. “The sexual attraction between them was electric though and they’d still kiss and make up.” But Courtenay couldn’t take it any more and moved out late last year. Soon after, Samantha and Lindsay were together.
“Courtenay still can’t understand how Lindsay is now so open with Samantha. Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her.â€
“Courtenay Semel” anagrams to “Menace Yore Slut”. Also, “Lance Eye Tumors” and “Camel Enters You”.
Can you please call her “Camel Enters You” once in a while?
^^ you have way too much time on your hands.
i also absolutely believe that this “pal” is Courtney herself.
Sounds like somebody got majorly blown off at the Apple Lounge opening and wanted a little revenge.
That is very funny because everytime I see a picture of them it KILLS me also!
I hate to refer to these young women as dogs, because as you know dogs are special and beautiful animals, perhaps bowwow insects would be better. They are giving lesbianism a bad name. They give women a bad name. Only in bloggerland can talent-less, ugly, moe-foe’s, make it big for grossing us all out on daily basis. Got any pictures of cockroaches you want to run— oh wait — there is one of Amy Winehouse up there. My day is complete. Excuse me I must make a big vomit now.
Courtenay needs to find a chin.
Yes I like to watch girls too, but this is revolting.
After seeing pictures of Courtenay, I can see why Lindsay left her for Samantha. Although, not a big upgrade.
Now Lindsay and Tila Tequila, that would be a good pairing. Two trainwrecks for the price of one!
I guess Sam gave Linds something that the chin less girl didn’t, she just fell in love for someone that really care about her, now linds is a “better person” lol!!
I normally dont mind girl on girl, but the thought of Linds spread eagle makes me a little gaggy if ya will.
dude, sam is like 80 times better than this ugly chick. sam is BRITTISH, people. accent. come on. and has a chin.
In this picture you can see how she covered her wrist of the cuts she did to herself.
I gess this ugly ex was not good for her, and I kind of like Samantha but you were right, Beet.
Samantha is Lindsay’s substance of current abuse.
Lindsay is addicted to things/persons. That’s just how she is, and you can tell she is not lesbian, just a little bi.
Samantha is what Lindsay needed. A friend, family, love, companionship, etc.
But she is not a guy, she is in love with Lindsay, and really likes women.
Sadly, Lindsay will dump her, eventually, probably for a douchebag (with a dick).