After all the rumors about how he’d cheated on Jennifer Aniston left and right, I guess John Mayer wanted to set the record straight. He chatted with reporters after a workout this weekend, saying that “there’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing … Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.”
He went on to say that “People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”
Eh, we all know that’s bullshit. He and Jen broke up because Jessica Simpson sent one too many death threats.
So far, no comment from Jen’s camp.
Don’t know much about his dating habits or history but when I look at that face I do not care! It’s perfect. The exact opposite of the oh so fugly (but body perfect) Michael Phelps.
translation: i dumped her; she didn’t dump me. i am still manly with my penis intact! she is the sad one who wasn’t good enough.
I love how that quote starts out all complimentary of Jennifer Aniston and then suddenly he has to toss in the bit about being the dumper, not the dumpee. ribbet‘s translation is pitch-perfect.
To me, he looks like Marc Anthony. A younger, slightly less fugly Marc Anthony that is.
I think that there is something very soft and girly about John Mayer’s face. I think they broke up because they were both trying to hog all of the mirror time.
so i was just thinking about it, and i would totally rather go out with marc anthony. i like jon mayer’s music better in general, but if someone was going to serenade me on my birthday, marc would do it way better. less contrived.
So you hae a new girl. Poor girl. should you dumpher too.Girl has you not read about John . Dont be silly and think he stay bay you