“See, daddy? I don’t waste ALL the money you give me!”
I love my new boobs.
“Im so gonna fire my plastic surgeon – I can still see my feet.”
does anyone else agree that she should fire whoever does her spray-on tan? they missed under her arms. that just bugs me…
“Benji??!?! Are you in there???!?”
I can’t caption this but all I can think is she’s obviously looking at the love of her life.
Just thought of another one.
“Help! Too much glue on my fake eyelashes – I cant open my eyes! THEY’RE STUCK. SEE MY NEW MOVIE. BUY MY NEW SHOES”
“I wonder if my baby will have herpes, just like me?”
“That’s hot!”
Tinkerbell? are you in there?
Are you there, Boobs? It’s me, Paris.
who put those there?!
wait….
ah fuck it….thats hot!
Well, Thelma, Louise-you’re my girls, let’s get this show on the road~
I’m so happy these things came with the easy-to-use inflation valves on my hips!
Why does her armit strikingly resemble a vagina?
her pits are white but her skin is orange YUCK!
Damn crabs are heading north. So not hot!
“Steps to keeping up with Nicole Richie… Date a Madden, check! Have a kid….shit.”
Wow my tits really ARE bigger than my brain.
“Holy shit, where did those come from? Fuck it, that’s hot!”
“I wish I didn’t have this one wonky eye so I could see both of these boulders sitting on my chest.”
My tits are HOT…..
“These things look sad without a penis in between them”
Or
“Holy shit Batman, I have boobs.”
“Im too sexy for this dress”
“The real reason for global warming is Paris Hilton. HOTT!!”
“The real reason for global warming- Paris Hilton. HOTT!!”
oops :)
New boobs, next I’ve got to do something about these man hands.
haha I definitely just noticed that it says “Bite Me” above her head. Classic.
I saw on an infomercial that if you stare long enough and they grow!
“do these make me look pregerrs?”
“hey…where did those come from? That’s HOT”
“I have a cowlick… *tear*”
Two more plastic surgeries and I get a free lifetime supply of Valtrex!
It pays to advertise.
“what do you mean i’m not getting paid to go to bernie mac’s funeral”?
COME ON- RYAN WINS!!
O mi gawd, I’m so hott
I thought se liked flat boobs better…
nicole may have herself a baby, but i’ve got myself a set of twins!
YUP…….still a skank.
Maybe I should go for Rich Mahogany next time?
If that impertinent crabbie pokes his head up one more time to ask for a sip of wine, I swear I am gonna squash it.
“War in Georgia Continues, Paris Cancels Flight to the South”
*Looks down* So that’s why my chest hurt the morning after I was high on crack… *Looks up* Where am I? *Looks down* So that’s why my chest hurt the morning after I was high on crack… *Looks up* Where am I? *Looks down* So that’s why my chest hurt the morning after I was high on crack… *Looks up* Where am I?
My man hands were on a classic Seinfeld episode.
yay, i can’t see my herpes outbreak with my new boobs.
“See, daddy? I don’t waste ALL the money you give me!”
I love my new boobs.
“Im so gonna fire my plastic surgeon – I can still see my feet.”
does anyone else agree that she should fire whoever does her spray-on tan? they missed under her arms. that just bugs me…
“Benji??!?! Are you in there???!?”
I can’t caption this but all I can think is she’s obviously looking at the love of her life.
Just thought of another one.
“Help! Too much glue on my fake eyelashes – I cant open my eyes! THEY’RE STUCK. SEE MY NEW MOVIE. BUY MY NEW SHOES”
“I wonder if my baby will have herpes, just like me?”
“That’s hot!”
Tinkerbell? are you in there?
Are you there, Boobs? It’s me, Paris.
who put those there?!
wait….
ah fuck it….thats hot!
Well, Thelma, Louise-you’re my girls, let’s get this show on the road~
I’m so happy these things came with the easy-to-use inflation valves on my hips!
Why does her armit strikingly resemble a vagina?
her pits are white but her skin is orange YUCK!
Damn crabs are heading north. So not hot!
“Steps to keeping up with Nicole Richie… Date a Madden, check! Have a kid….shit.”
Wow my tits really ARE bigger than my brain.
“Holy shit, where did those come from? Fuck it, that’s hot!”
“I wish I didn’t have this one wonky eye so I could see both of these boulders sitting on my chest.”
My tits are HOT…..
“These things look sad without a penis in between them”
Or
“Holy shit Batman, I have boobs.”
“Im too sexy for this dress”
“The real reason for global warming is Paris Hilton. HOTT!!”
“The real reason for global warming- Paris Hilton. HOTT!!”
oops :)
New boobs, next I’ve got to do something about these man hands.
haha I definitely just noticed that it says “Bite Me” above her head. Classic.
I saw on an infomercial that if you stare long enough and they grow!
“do these make me look pregerrs?”
“hey…where did those come from? That’s HOT”
“I have a cowlick… *tear*”
Two more plastic surgeries and I get a free lifetime supply of Valtrex!
It pays to advertise.
“what do you mean i’m not getting paid to go to bernie mac’s funeral”?
COME ON- RYAN WINS!!
O mi gawd, I’m so hott
I thought se liked flat boobs better…
nicole may have herself a baby, but i’ve got myself a set of twins!
YUP…….still a skank.
Maybe I should go for Rich Mahogany next time?
If that impertinent crabbie pokes his head up one more time to ask for a sip of wine, I swear I am gonna squash it.
“War in Georgia Continues, Paris Cancels Flight to the South”
*Looks down* So that’s why my chest hurt the morning after I was high on crack… *Looks up* Where am I? *Looks down* So that’s why my chest hurt the morning after I was high on crack… *Looks up* Where am I? *Looks down* So that’s why my chest hurt the morning after I was high on crack… *Looks up* Where am I?
My man hands were on a classic Seinfeld episode.
yay, i can’t see my herpes outbreak with my new boobs.