Dude, so how long did it take for this “serious relationship” to fall to pieces? A month? Two?
Sources are reporting that John dumped Jen.
“There’s been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source close to 30-year-old John. “They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.”
Word is that Jen’s already got a new man — some sort of male model. Sigh. Isn’t she bored of the male models yet?
I call B/S until their people confirm it.
> “he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.”
Translation: She wouldn’t do the nastier things in bed.
oh beet – as if one could EVER tire of male models!
the “papers” by the register last night said she was pg, so if he cut and ran thet means he’s a typical man
I use to feel bad for JA. Not sure what I feel anymore. She just keeps picking bad apples.
I dont’ know how she was with him anyway – those stupid facial expressions he makes while ‘performing’ would have driven me away LONG ago.
I guess Jen learned all the new sex tricks she could from John and is now off to practice all she learned on her new model bf.
thank goodness (no offense jen)!!!
my (other) future husband is back on the market
i knew it wouldn’t last long
It was all soooo predictable that I’m not even going to waste my time with an “I told you so.” Look on the bright side Jen. At least you came away from this with a bag full of new sexual positions and skills that will please your new boyfriend-at least for while, that is.
It seems like both of them go through significant others pretty fast. I’m sure Jen just wants to find the right guy already! I feel for her.
I told you all that Jen was moving too fast!
Any man that hooks up with her will forever be compared to Brad Pitt. No one can live up to that not-aging-well-Adonis!
i totally lol’d at the fact they were originally “on a break.”
because anybody who’s ever watched Friends knows the line,
“WE WERE ON A BREAK!”
She was just a speedbump under the Mayer Train.
John Mayer is fuckin HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’d be nice to see her go for a guy of substance and intellect, not just good looks/talent.
Of course, it’d be nice if I won the MegaSuperPowerball Lottery, too.
What about “Ive got your back LOVE” that John mentioned at his concert.