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The Royal Ronsons?

Harpers Bazaar — which recently ran the Tyra-as-Michelle-Obama photo spread — now brings you the Ronson children (Mark, Charlotte and Samantha) as the Royal Tenenbaums. Likey? No likey?

And of course they bring up Lindsay. Samantha’s response?

“I’m not going to talk about Lindsay because she’s my friend, you know? She’s great. She’s also 22 years old. I think people forget that. With the Internet the way it is, one second we’re enemies, one second we’re best friends, one second we’re lovers, and then we’re broken up.”

WTF does that mean, Samantha?

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  • thought it was a cute idea, and i love that movie. i did not know samantha ronson was 31 years old! (until the recent birthday celebration pics). crazy.

  • am I the only one who thinks Samantha looks kind of pretty as a girl with makup on? lol look at the pic with them sitting at the table!

  • oh yea, def. didnt know she was british until googling her and her fam…just thought she was one of those famous for no reason/by association types. Now I see she is one of those famous for being born into a wealthy family/for no reason types.

    And yea I agree with me..she def. does not look 31.

  • on a totally unrelated note, beet… phelps just won another gold. i’m waiting for his pubic bones :-D

  • I just realized they had another sibling the other day who’s Samantha’s twin and that her name was Charlotte which I though was funny because of Sex and The City. And it made me wonder are they complete opposites like Sam and Charlotte on SATC.

  • I must say that I like this Royal T concept. It is cleaver. I have met the Ronson mother before, and she is very charming. In person, Samantha is also nice-ish……however, like all rich people, they are not exactly in touch with reality. I am just tired of the young artsy, actor/writer/desinger/musicians out there who try to act “down” and “real”, when they really have been handed everything to them and have only faced open doors. Yes, they are talented; but so would we all be if we were given the opportunities they have. Not hatin’, just sayin’.

  • Samantha Ronson, celebrity DJ?

    Please, what kind of profession is that. She’s just an ugly Paris Hilton. It takes NO TALENT to play songs off of a laptop.

  • Am I missing something? Why feature the Ronsons???????? So fucking what about them!!!!!!!

    I loved me some Royal T though. The dalmation mice!