“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.â€
Michael “Bad Person” Lohan, on rumors that Sam and Lindsay might be tying the knot.
UGH. Your faith is so pretty.
Yep, because ya know, being gay is SO much worse than adultery and conceiving a child with a woman who is NOT your wife.
Must be nice to pick and choose what you want to follow out of the bible.
Yeah, he’s a devout Christian alright. It’s funny that he keeps trying to affiliate himself with Lindsay and she keeps ignoring the fact that he’s a major douchebag.
Good job Michael, you should be proud. Your kids hate you. Pat yourself on the back.
I wonder if he eats shrimp.
I love how he’s given himself this big out (no pun intended!). “Michael, why weren’t you invited to the wedding?” “Oh, it’s my FAITH, that’s why! Otherwise, she would have asked me to walk her down the aisle, for sure!”. Honestly, if I were this girl, I’d just dump the whole clan and declare myself an honorary orphan.
Who does he think he’s kidding? He’s got the morals of a flea. And that’s an insult to the flea.
Ha, all the other ( mysteriously hispanic) people in this people look terrified/ disgusted by Pa lohans presence.
Thou shalt not be a douchebag.
more like she won’t ask you b/c you’re a freaking creep!!
What a wanker. He is a self serving hypocrite who would use “religion” to get his sorry sad unemployable ass in the media and play up to the homophobes to get publicity. Lindsay should have NOTHING to do with this creature. She seems the happiest she has ever been. Not that this self serving creep would care.
Mike is only kool Lohan the rest are losers!!!
OMG….he WENT there. that is fucking comedy.