I swear, in the five years I lived in LA, I always managed to be out of town during any earthquake. I've never been in an earthquake and I always wanted to! I know that's weird, but it's true.
So now that I've left LA and moved to Seattle mere months ago, LA gets the biggest quake it's seen in a long time -- a 5.8 on the Richter scale.
And I'm waaaaay bitter.
I am so weird.
Anyway, no reports of injuries or serious structural damage, thank goodness! Glad to hear everyone is okay! Sad to hear I missed the fun! />I swear, in the five years I lived in LA, I always managed to be out of town during any earthquake. I've never been in an earthquake and I always wanted to! I know that's weird, but it's true.
So now that I've left LA and moved to Seattle mere months ago, LA gets the biggest quake it's seen in a long time -- a 5.8 on the Richter scale.
And I'm waaaaay bitter.
I am so weird.
Anyway, no reports of injuries or serious structural damage, thank goodness! Glad to hear everyone is okay! Sad t...
This is apparently the video for Ali Lohan's new single, "All the Way Around."
Uhhh ... it's just clips from Living Lohan. Like, clips that are in no way relevant to the song. I hope this is, like, the preliminary video that some high-school interns at E! threw together, and there's a real video coming later. Because otherwise they're just not trying. Are all the family's resources re-focused on Lindsay now that it looks like she might not die soon? Ali had that brief window of her mother's attention while her sister was in rehab for like two years straight, but now that Lindsay's coming back, maybe everyone in the family is just forgetting about Ali. I'm having trouble thinking up any other explanation for this crapfest. />
This is apparently the video for Ali Lohan's new single, "All the Way Around."
Uhhh ... it's just clips from Living Lohan. Like, clips that are in no way relevant to the song. I hope this is, like, the preliminary video that some high-school interns at E! threw together, and there's a real video coming later. Because otherwise they're just not trying. Are all the family's resources re-focused on Lindsay now that it looks like she might not die soon? Ali had that brief window of her mother...
Prince William has spent the last month fighting drug trafficking on on a Royal Navy warship, and is now ready for some R&R with the love of his life, Kate Middleton.
When Wills' tour on the HMS Iron Duke concludes on Friday, he will fly to the Caribbean, to spend two weeks with Kate. This month represents the longest the two have been apart during their entire courtship, which began when they were in college.
During his stint on the HMS Iron Duke, Wills has proven quite the crimefighter.
The Prince, whose military title on board the ship is Sub li...
"I think I've been portrayed well on the show. But it's based on Lauren's life, so some of the things in my life, like my friends, aren't on the show: my personal life with my true friends and my family, me going to acting classes, shooting a movie. They filmed a little, but they can't air everything ... I don't feel like they show me on "The Hills" sticking up for myself. They edit that out. I'm generally happy with how I look when it comes out. In real life, though, I'm bubbly and fun and talka...
LA authorities have just announced that Sunday morning's car accident involving Shia LaBoeuf and a whole lot of whiskey was actually the other driver's fault.
The other driver ran a red light, and hit Shia.
The other driver will be cited, say authorities, but not, I'm guessing, for DUI, like Shia.
See, kids? It doesn't matter how pimp your drunk driving skills are; you still run the risk that someone else'll fuck up and hit you, and you still end up with the DUI.
Don't drive drunk!...
I'm not typically a big fan of those dancing shows, but now that it looks like former Vice President Dan Quayle may be a contestant on DWTS, I may become a fan. It's not official yet, but he's apparently on the short list of contestants being considered.
In fact, I'd like to pitch a new show: Dancing with the Politicians. Just get 'em all on board! Quayle, Rumsfeld, Rove, George Sr., Condoleeza, Clinton, Kerry, McCain, Lieberman, everyone! All they do all day is dance for the cameras anyway. May as well make it entertain...
"I don't know how to do it like a gentleman. I don't know how to have one drink."
Shia LaBeouf, in a new interview with Details magazine. ...
Everybody's in love!
Everybody but me. :(
So I ran a bunch of errands this afternoon, hitting up Home Depot and Safeway, and I pulled into my apartment complex's garage and headed to the door loaded down with bags. As I'm getting up to the door, this guy parks right behind me in a super-sweet black BMW SUV. I'm hobbling to the door and I hear him be all like, "Here, let me get that for you!" And he opens the door and pushes the elevator button, and we stand there and chat for a long whi...
Remember when we used to do "Your Daily Lohan" segments around here? That was back in the days when you might ever see Lindsay Lohan photographed without Samantha Ronson surgically attached to her hip. Now it has to be Your Daily SamLo, because these two are never freakin' apart. I mean, I know they're all super-duper in love and stuff, but don't they ever want a break from each other?
Anyway. Here's the gruesome twosome wandering the streets of New York. My favorite part of this photo is ...
Remember these two crazy kids?
Yes, it's Jason Wahler and his fiancee, Katia Decker, at some Z-list event in Hollywood. Seriously. They were like the biggest names there. Even Kristen Cavallari didn't bother showing up.
Give it up, you guys. Go gently into that good night. ...
So I got a text from one of my best friends the other night, and it read: "sisterhood of the traveling pants 2 opens aug 6!!!!!"
I called her to be like, "Uh ... good?" and we had the following conversation:
Her: Hi! Did you get my text???
Me: Um, yes?
Her: Did you laugh?
Me: Um, no?
Her: Don't you remember?
Me: Um. No.
Her: Remember that one night where you totally wanted to go out clubbing but I made you stay home with me and watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?
Me: Uh. How dr...
Hollywood hot-shot Shia LaBeouf was just coming into his own as an alcoholic actor, but he's gonna have to watch out for Adrian Grenier, who currently wants to kick his ass.
Yes, the mystery female passenger in Shia's passenger seat during the DUI has been identified, and it's none other than Shia's Transformers 2 costar -- and Adrian Grenier's girlfriend -- 23-year-old Isabel Lucas. When the Daily News asked Adrian what he thought about Isabel being alone in a car with her drunken costar at 3 o'cl...