Paris Hilton Is Unstoppable July 29, 2008Evil BeetParis Hilton She just won't quit. Paris Hilton was in Las Vegas on Tuesday to launch her new line of shoes for Macy's. You can check out the full collection here. Ugh. I would like to talk shit about this line, and there are certainly some items you'd never ever catch me wearing -- even if I were a stripper -- but there are also some good basic shoes in there at a reasonable price. Okay, I mean, I shouldn't get ahead of myself here. There are like five or six pairs of shoes in this line that I...
Not Broken Up! July 29, 2008Evil BeetAdrian Grenier, Isabel Lucas Sadness upon sadness! I was SO SURE that after Isabel Lucas was caught in a car with a drunken Shia LaBeouf at 3 am on a Sunday morning, Adrian Grenier would dump her ass. But no! The two were spotted having lunch together at Urth Cafe in WeHo on Tuesday. What the hell is she wearing? This looks like something my five-year-old cousin would throw together. If you left her alone in a Salvation Army store. After putting LSD in her Cheerios. ...
She’s #1! She’s #1! July 29, 2008Evil BeetMiley Cyrus It seems all the racy photo shoots -- professional or not -- have done little to hinder Miley Cyrus's burgeoning career as the next teen queen. Her debut solo album (as Miley Cyrus and not Hannah Montana) is #1 on the charts this week, selling 371,000. It's the second-best week for a female artist so far this year (Mariah Carey's E=MC2 did relatively better with 463,000 copies). So congratulations, Miley. I couldn't be more pleased to have you and your unapologetic YouTube cattiness on the s...
The Sisterhood of the The Traveling Lohans July 29, 2008Evil BeetDina Lohan So ... why exactly did Dina Lohan leave the after-party for the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere in a huff? Depends on who you believe. Most people say that Dina, drunk as hell, threw a fit when she, Ali and a friend of Ali's sat down at a reserved table and were later asked to move by a staffer. Dina "went apeshit," says a source. "It so wasn't cool." Dina was then asked to leave the event. However, in an email to Mark Malkin, Dina says she left voluntarily because the staff...
Shia LaBeouf Actually Made a Good Decision July 29, 2008Evil BeetShia LaBeouf I know, I know. It's all Shia all the time this week. We could move on to something else if somebody would just plant a tiny bag of heroin on Miley Cyrus and make an anonymous phone call to the LAPD. Hell, I'd do it my damn self if I still lived in LA. Selena Gomez, if you're reading this: I will pay you back for the heroin if you want to jump on this idea. Anywho, Access Hollywood has been stalking anyone who was even remotely involved in Sunday's DU-Shi incident, and they found some eyewit...
Jennifer Lopez is Going Back to Work! July 29, 2008Evil BeetJennifer Lopez Question: How much did you guys miss seeing Jennifer Lopez on the big screen? a) OMG so much! b) Not at all. c) She used to do movies? I guess raising children wasn't quite as fulfilling as Mrs. Marc Anthony hoped it would be, as she's signed on to do the romantic comedy The Governess. Or maybe she likes the kids just fine, but she's looking for any excuse to get away from her Crypt-Keeper husband for as much time as possible. Here's the plot: Story centers on a professional thief who, in...
Jon Voight Has (Stupid) Opinions July 29, 2008Evil BeetJon Voight Is there anything more wonderful than when totally unqualified celebrities weigh in on matter that are actually important? Jon "Angelina's Dad" Voight may not be able to have a relationship with any of his six grandchildren, because of what a psychopath he's been toward Angelina in the past, but that's not going to stop him from spewing vile political nonsense in the Op-Ed pages of the Washington Post. I don't talk politics on this site a lot, because I'm probably more informed about the exact...
Adriana Lima Is So Damn Sexy July 29, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized The bra-over-the-shoulder look is so hot right now. Forget Balenciaga, Birkin, Chanel, Coach ... all the It Girls are wandering around SoHo with with Victoria's Secret bras slung over their shoulders. Here's Adriana Lima, looking like a total moron while promoting the new Biofit Uplift collection at a VS outside of NYC. Honestly, Adriana, this is the kind of crap I expect to see out of Caridee English. ...
Word on the Street July 29, 2008Evil BeetDina Lohan Is that Dina Lohan was asked to leave the after-party for the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere because she was so completely trashed. Like mother like daughter! Meanwhile, Lindsay and SamRo stayed up until 4 am partying at an NYC gay bar. However, no reports of any incidents with Lindsay, so it's possible she actually stayed sober that whole time. Samantha is her new drug! ...
Everything’s Coming Up Shia LaBeouf July 29, 2008Evil BeetShia LaBeouf You know, the only thing that sucks in Hollywood more than getting a DUI is getting a DUI during a slow news week. And, in that regard, Shia LaBeouf just hit the jackpot of suck. It's been week after week after week of non-stories and baby births around here, and, with a genuine scandal to latch on to, it's just gonna be all Shia all the time until something else happens (the Miley Cyrus cocaine video? Please please?). Although Shia himself has yet to issue a statement regarding Sunday's incide...
Gossip Girl Bromance Still Going Strong July 29, 2008Evil BeetChace Crawford, Ed Westwick There have been reports for a long time that Gossip Girl co-stars (and roommates!) Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford are more than just friends, and now comes another report to throw on the fire: "Gossip Girl" co-stars, roommates and friends Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are still thisclose. The twosome showed up at a recent show by Brit popsters The Ting Tings, and a spy says "they were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other." The d...