Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Amy Winehouse Checks Herself Out of London Hospital, Then Back In

Sigh. Amy Winehouse reportedly threw a fit and left the London hospital where she's been treated for the past two weeks. She then partied until 4:30 in the morning and returned home to continue the party with some friends. However, word is that the next day she checked herself back into the hospital. I have a T-shirt that I bought at some novelty shop that says "In and Out of Rehab Like It's My Job." I thought it was funny, given my job, but it's all I can think about while writing this story. Get your shit toge...

Joe Francis SUED Again!

And this time it doesn't even have anything to do with filming naked underage girls! We're making progress! Joey Boy Francis was sued by the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas for unpaid gambling debts. TWO MILLION DOLLARS of unpaid gambling debts. “As far as Mr. Francis is concerned, his obligations to the Wynn hotel have been fully lived up to per prior agreements,” said his spokesperson. Uh ... what the HELL does that mean? "Prior arrangements"???? I wanna know what Joe Francis and Steve Wynn were getting up to in that penthouse...

The Rhapsody MP3 Store Party!

First off: for those of you who are all like "How come you never post photos of yourself on this site???", here you go. A photo of me. On this site. Are we all happy now? Hooray. Now let's talk about the party tonight to celebrate the launch of the Rhapsody MP3 store, where you can download tracks at iTunes prices, but in MP3 format, so they'll play anywhere you want them to play. It's actually a really cool product. I was explaining it to my sister, like, "You know how when you buy a song f...