Okay so today, on Foot Injury Day, you guys are just getting a series of stupid YouTube videos because I'm too hurted to do things that require thought. This one honestly brought tears to my eyes. Soooo amazing!! I spoke on the phone to a podiatrist who said I probably had a small fracture, but that I would be fine to fly home and then go to an ER in Seattle, which is my plan. My amazing wonderful beautiful friend Tiffany is out getting me an Ace bandage wrap and an ice pack for the plane. And my OTHER amazing wonderful beautiful friend Trish offered to pick me up at the airport and take me to the hospital. I am such a lucky young woman to have such incredible friends. My entire foot is now blue, which had me worried that my foot was dying and was going to fall off, but after describing it to the podiatrist he said it was just bruising and that my foot would survive. So I guess I'm getting a wheelchair at the airport and sucking it up. /> Okay so today, on Foot Injury Day, you guys are just getting a series of stupid YouTube videos because I'm too hurted to do things that require thought. This one honestly brought tears to my eyes. Soooo amazing!! I spoke on the phone to a podiatrist who said I probably had a small fracture, but that I would be fine to fly home and then go to an ER in Seattle, which is my plan. My amazing wonderful beautiful friend Tiffany is out getting me an Ace bandage wrap and an ice pack for the plane. ...

http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos So, you guys, I would currently be researching and writing interesting celebrity gossip stories for you, but my fucking foot hurts so bad I can't concentrate on anything. However, as I was sitting at my computer trying to do research, Tiffany was sitting at her computer listening to this. I was like, "What the hell is that? Send it to me ASAP." So this is what you guys are getting in lieu of actual well-researched celebrity gossip. It kills time just as well, I promise. Here's the backstory:

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.

Enjoy! />http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos So, you guys, I would currently be researching and writing interesting celebrity gossip stories for you, but my fucking foot hurts so bad I can't concentrate on anything. However, as I was sitting at my computer trying to do research, Tiffany was sitting at her computer listening to this. I was like, "What the hell is that? Send it to me ASAP." So this is what you guys are getting in lieu of actual well-researched celebrity gossip. ...

Angie's presence in the hospital appears to be merely a precaution for now. She won't be giving birth for at least a couple more weeks. "Angelina's pregnancy has gone very well so far and she has absolutely no problems at all," obstetrician Dr. Michel Sussman said at a press conference from outside Nice's Lenval hospital, before delivering the blow. "But she still has at least two or three weeks to go until she gives birth and she'll most certainly be staying in the hospital until after she gives birth." TOTAL cocktease!!!...

You guys, this is what my foot looks like right now. I have to be at the airport in about five hours. I cannot walk. I have done a great deal of tripping and hurting my foot in my life, but it has never been this bad. I literally cannot put any pressure on it without it hurting horribly. I have been hopping around Tiffany's house on one leg since last night, and her downstairs neighbors are probably trying to get her evicted as we speak. I called my mom and she suggested I call t...

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So we went to the Boat Basin tonight to have dinner, and I a) Tripped on the walk there, because I am graceful like that, and seem to have seriously sprained and/or otherwise injured my foot. It has swollen to the size of my head and also b) Missed seeing the love of my life Taylor Momsen, who was at the same restaurant as us, and all my friends saw her when they were up at the bar, where I wasn't because I couldn't walk. So now I am sitting in a pull-out bed with frozen peas on my foot, stealing pain killers from Tiffany, and going to bed and hopefully being ambular in the morning. Oh, and Tony Hawk's wife had a girl. No word yet on the Angelina babies. />So we went to the Boat Basin tonight to have dinner, and I a) Tripped on the walk there, because I am graceful like that, and seem to have seriously sprained and/or otherwise injured my foot. It has swollen to the size of my head and also b) Missed seeing the love of my life Taylor Momsen, who was at the same restaurant as us, and all my friends saw her when they were up at the bar, where I wasn't because I couldn't walk. So now I am sitting in a pull-out bed with frozen peas on my foot,...

"I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff. I know Dave was just doing his job in asking her. He's the best in the game at that. I respect Mary Kate as a business-woman. I'm secretly jealous of her. I want my face on a lunchbox, too!" Spencer Pratt, apologizing for the mean comments he made about Mary-Kate Olsen (and keeping himself in the media another day). And sorry I've been gone all day. I worked in...

Hospital officials have confirmed that Angelina Jolie is at the Lenval Hospital in Nice, getting ready to deliver the twinsies. All is well right now. Hooray for two new deities on the planet! />...