America! Fuck yeah! Unless Angelina Jolie decides to give birth to the Lords of the New World Order on Friday, I'll see you guys on Saturday. I'll be celebrating my country's independence on Friday. And by "celebrating my country's independence" I of course mean "drinking." /> America! Fuck yeah! Unless Angelina Jolie decides to give birth to the Lords of the New World Order on Friday, I'll see you guys on Saturday. I'll be celebrating my country's independence on Friday. And by "celebrating my country's independence" I of course mean "drinking."...

As I was heading out to the ER, my wonderful friend Laura called and told me to go to a podiatrist instead. I called a nearby one, explained my situation, and they said they could get me in today. Which they did. It was a very fancy office with very fancy X-ray equipment and I have a very fancy broken foot. And now I am wearing this very fancy monstrosity. As my mother pointed out to me while I was whimpering to her on my drive home from the doctor ("Mom, this is not fashion-forward!"), th...

Sources say that Megan Fox has ended her engagement to Brian Austin Green. Who could have seen that coming? Oh, right. Everybody. I'm not sure yet if Megan is totally single or if she's just called off the wedding plans, but no doubt it occurred to her at some point that she's a super-hot up-and-coming starlet and he's Brian Austin Green. Yeah. ...

I am headed to the ER to get an X-ray of my foot. I may return today, I may return tomorrow, I may return next week. Lord only knows. />...

David Arquette lends some celebrity support to the Second Harvest Kick Off The Summer Food Service Program. This particular program helps provide nutritious meals to underprivileged kids when they're not getting the meals at school. To learn more about the program and how you can help, click here. ...

I have to say, I'm just not super-psyched about this. I didn't even really watch the last few seasons of Friends, so I don't have any idea where they'd even pick up, but word on the street is that the box office success of Sex and the City has encouraged the cast of Friends to get together for a movie. Apparently all the other cast members had been interested for awhile, but Jennifer Aniston was dragging her heels. "As the biggest star of the Friends franchise, Jennifer can't help but look at what's happened with Sarah Jessica Parker and the Sex And The City film and be a little jealous," says a sourc...

Verne Troyer's spurned ex-girlfriend and sex tape parter, Ranae Shrider, signed a declaration filed in federal court in Los Angeles stating the tape was created with her video camera. Her statement prompted a judge to allow TMZ to reinstate a post featuring snippets of the tape. The judge has still barred a porn distributor named in a $20 million lawsuit filed by Troyer from distributing or taking orders for the 50-minute tape. However, TMZ reports that now Ranae herself is shopping the tape around town. They th...

I'd nearly forgotten, and so, it seems, have all of New York's theatergoers. The much-hyped Broadway revival of Arthur Miller's All My Sons, in which Katie Holmes will star, is having some trouble selling tickets. "I bought 1,000 tickets to the show," says one broker. "I still have them." Compare this to Nicole Kidman's 1998 B'way role in The Blue Room, which sold out like crazy and landed a then-lesser-known Nicole on the cover of Newsweek. (In fairness, Nicole got naked in that play.) No...

After years of being the laughingstock of blogs and tabloids the world around, Mary-Kate Olsen is back on our radar as a Very Serious Actress. She rocks the cover of Elle this month, and had the interviewer meet her at trapeze class. So she's still kind of crazy. But the article basically discusses how well-respected she is in the fashion industry -- a lot of very big names have very kind things to say about her. I'd love nothing more than to see an Olsen twin emerge as a successful a...

Heh, sometimes I forget how much I'm in love with Lindsay Lohan, and then she does something like throw a prom-themed 22nd birthday party, and my heart's all aflutter for her once more. Lindsay showed up at her prom-themed fete at Teddy's on Wednesday night wearing a pink chiffon minidress. Samantha Ronson wore -- a tuxedo. Yes. Love it, love it. DJ AM provided the music, and celeb guests included Joel and Benji Madden, David Spade, Audrina Patridge, Sean Stewart and Evan Ross. Of course...