Lately it seems that all my D-list reality TV future husbands have been being yanked off the market.
First, Bachelor Andrew Firestone goes and gets married, and now Top Chef's Sam Talbot is engaged! He and his girlfriend, Colombian model Paola Guerro, have decided to make it official. The two met in Brazil last December.
"I'm so in love it's unreal. We got engaged this weekend," said Talbot. "She's amazing. She's stunning ... She takes care of me in many ways. I'm quite lucky."
If this sort of...
At least that's what John McCain wants you to think, in this new campaign commercial comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
Subtle, guys. Real subtle. />
At least that's what John McCain wants you to think, in this new campaign commercial comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
Subtle, guys. Real subtle. ...
Britney Spears is still vacationing in Mexico with George Maloof -- who you can see relaxing on a pool chair in this photo -- and whoever this mystery boy-toy is.
Can any of you ID him?
Also: I love Britney's swimsuit here. Can any of you ID it, too? ...
Looks like Work Out star Jackie Warner moves on quick!
She and her much younger girlfriend were having difficulties at the end of last season, and apparently Jackie decided to cut her loose. She was spotted out clubbing in LA last night with her new girlfriend, Lisa Alvarez.
Uh ... why is she doing that with her fingers?...
Whoopi Goldberg got tongues wagging when she admitted on The View today that she's had "about fifty" different lovers.
Um ... Whoopi's 52 years old. She was married only briefly when she was 18. So, assuming she lost her virginity at the age of 18, that averages out to approximately 1.47 different men a year.
That's not called slutty. That's called dating.
1.47 men? That's like my monthly figure. Whoopi's a freakin' saint. ...
Here's Mischa Barton getting cozy with her boyfriend, guitarist Taylor Locke, on the beach in Venice, California.
I'm sorry, but those swim trunks are not a good look for him.
I hope those are attack birds sitting next to them. You know, that would actually be a pretty cool trick. To teach a bunch of those little beach birds to attack, and then when a Heidi Montag or Paris Hilton or Mischa Barton is getting all bikini-style slutty for the paparazzi out in Malibu or Venice, you just release...
Is is possible that, for once, OK! magazine didn't get the baby photos?
It appears People magazine has come out on top in the bidding war for the Brangelina twin photos. People will pay between $10-15M for the photos (the exact figure has not been released). Brad & Angie will, of course, donate the cash to charity.
Normally I don't give a crap about celebrity baby photos -- because all babies just look like babies to me -- but for some reason I'm really excited to see these photos. I wa...
The Daily Mail has a long but fascinating piece about a one-on-one interview with Amy Winehouse. It's here if you want to read it, but here are some choice quotes.
Downstairs, a growing pack of paparazzi has gathered in a frenzy, inches from her door, with cameras at the ready, anticipating Winehouse’s response to the latest headlines.
For the past hour, Winehouse has been getting ready to meet the paparazzi: she’s been carefully drawing the dark, thick Cleopatra swoops around he...
I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Kate goes through men like Owen Wilson goes through liquor. Did that cross a line? Eh.
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are reportedly splitsville after a three-month whirlwind romance.
"There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things," said a source. "There is no hatred, just sadness."
I wonder what went wrong? They both seemed so gung-ho about this. ...
Michael Douglas is still alive, and apparently still porking Catherine Zeta-Jones. The two were spotted having a romantic getaway in Saint Tropez where I guess they went on some manner of boat.
So yet another one of my girlfriends is in Seattle visiting me -- I am just a revolving door of visitors -- and we decided to go to this really fancy seafood place since she's moving to an Asian country in like two weeks and wants to get her fill of American-style food before then. We decided to sp...
Which celebrity gave new meaning to the phrase "hole in one" at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic on Tuesday?
Find out after the jump.
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As we all recall, in the exciting days after Britney Spears settled down with Kevin Federline, the most-asked question from the lips of America's women was "Does he have a brother?"
No, I'm totally kidding. The most-asked question was probably "Does he have chlamidia?"
Certainly, the last thing we all expected was to eventually be relieved when this man took sole custody of the couple's two children. The universe is an unpredictable little mass, my friends.
Anyway. Kevin Federline does...