Britney Spears -- and her new! blonde! extensions! -- are happy as can be as they leave an LA salon. Is it just me, or does this look like a smile of genuine happiness, and not of insanity? Oh, Britney, I hope you're getting closer to being all better. ...

The kiddo's name is Levi Alves McConaughey. Which is really something of a letdown. I was hoping his name would be more like Gravity Bong McConaughey. Oh well. Says Matthew: "Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person. Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: 'If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.'" I guess Levi is actually a very ...

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I have no idea how this video has previously escaped me, but I just found it and I had to share it with you guys. These are the conjoined Schappell twins in a country music video. I am not judging. I am merely posting. I find this interesting. I thought you might, too. Also, the Schappell twins are from Reading, Pennsylvania, which, I believe, is also where Jon and Kate Gosselin are from. What the hell is in the water in Reading? More videos of the twins can be found here. /> I have no idea how this video has previously escaped me, but I just found it and I had to share it with you guys. These are the conjoined Schappell twins in a country music video. I am not judging. I am merely posting. I find this interesting. I thought you might, too. Also, the Schappell twins are from Reading, Pennsylvania, which, I believe, is also where Jon and Kate Gosselin are from. What the hell is in the water in Reading? More videos of the twins can be found here. ...

Okay, I'm awake, but only briefly. I plan to return to the comfort of my bed soon. Just wanted to check to see if anything super-important had happened since the time I went to bed (6 am) and now. Nothing has, except my aunt emailed me to tell me that she'd heard on the radio that Samantha Ronson bought Lindsay Lohan a $20K engagement ring. I haven't been able to find any confirmation of this, but there you go. Truly, nothing would make me happier than a SamLo engagement, but I think the ring would be more expensive than that. Now, onto the alcoholic of the moment, Cindy Brady aka Susan Olsen. I've included the video of her being hungover and almost puking during a radio station. But it gets more disturbing than that.

After the show, Olsen told KKTV she was hungover after having “plenty of wine” the night before. She responded to a question about running to the bathroom by saying, “Of course I threw up in the bathroom, it was better than throwing up on their face.” Olsen added she was not ashamed to have her 10-year-old son, who was by her side, see her in this state. “That’s the way kids learn,” she said. When defending her reason for telling all, Olsen said, “I’m a very, very, very honest person. I also am a person who doesn’t drink.”

Um, did you see or hear that kid during the interview? This is obviously a child who is used to watching his mother get fall-down drunk every single night. This is not the way kids learn. This is the way kids end up in years of therapy. You are not a person who doesn't drink, Susan Olsen. Nobody buying what you're selling. Get thee to a rehabbery. /> Okay, I'm awake, but only briefly. I plan to return to the comfort of my bed soon. Just wanted to check to see if anything super-important had happened since the time I went to bed (6 am) and now. Nothing has, except my aunt emailed me to tell me that she'd heard on the radio that Samantha Ronson bought Lindsay Lohan a $20K engagement ring. I haven't been able to find any confirmation of this, but there you go. Truly, nothing would make me happier than a SamLo engagement, but I think the ...

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It's time for another round of Guess That Celebrity! This one's way juicier -- and funnier -- than the first, IMHO. (By the way, in case you didn't figure it out, the first one was Vincent Gallo. And shame on those of you who guessed Andy Dick. Andy Dick doesn't sleep, silly people! Naked or otherwise! He's WAY too coked up for that!) So ... guess that celebrity!!! Thanks again to the kids at Garden Party for putting these together. /> It's time for another round of Guess That Celebrity! This one's way juicier -- and funnier -- than the first, IMHO. (By the way, in case you didn't figure it out, the first one was Vincent Gallo. And shame on those of you who guessed Andy Dick. Andy Dick doesn't sleep, silly people! Naked or otherwise! He's WAY too coked up for that!) So ... guess that celebrity!!! Thanks again to the kids at Garden Party for putting these together. ...

OMG you guys. It's almost 5 am and I still can't sleep. I think it has something to do with the fact that I slept most of the day on Monday, but I can't be sure of that. And the bummer about Seattle is that the days are super-long -- meaning the sun is already coming up. The birds will start chirping soon and I will have to remind myself that I have, in fact, not done cocaine in a really, really long time, let alone last night. But the whole experience will perturb me exceptionally. Any...

I'm not kidding. Despite the fact that the U.S. federal government refuses to admit to the medicinal uses of marijuana, they have owned the patent on medicinal uses of marijuana since 2003. Applied for in 2001! Here's part of the abstract: US Patent 6630507 - Cannabinoids as antioxidants and neuroprotectants Cannabinoids have been found to have antioxidant properties, unrelated to NMDA receptor antagonism. This new found property makes cannabinoids useful in the treatment an...