Dane Cook is going to trial. But not on charges of awful, awful comedy. No, he's going to trial because his landlord is trying to evict him because his dog shits everywhere.
Jury selection was today.
Apparently the questions Dane's lawyer asked to the jurors included the following:
- What's worse: Stepping in gum or stepping in dog poop?
- If you live next to a park and saw dog poop, would you avoid that park?
- Would you confront someone about spitting out gum on the sidewalk or not pi...
Who's the disgusting hot-shot director who treats his extras like hookers?
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"They didn't take my advice at all! And as you may have seen, they did get engaged and they did get married. Maybe I will counsel the divorce."
Florence Henderson, on how she recommended that Christopher Knight not get engaged to Adrianne Curry....
People.com has a first listen to Ali Lohan's single, "All the Way Around."
Listen to it here.
Ali says she's different from Miley Cyrus: "She’s really good. But I have different music than her. It’s a different vibe – it’s definitely a different vibe. Mine is more hip-hop. Kind of like Rihanna.â€
Sigh.
Somewhere, Rihanna is rolling her eyes.
The only difference between Ali and Miley is that Ali's single is actually more treacly than Miley's stuff....
Eh, maybe, maybe not.
Chloe Sevigny showed up on the red carpet for the LA premiere of Generation Kill holding hands with actor James Ransone.
A budding romance?
Or a dumb publicity stunt?
Regardless, Chloe looks slightly less than totally ridiculous in whatever she's wearing, and I'm just grateful for that. ...
Elizabeth Hurley and her husband of over a year, super-rich dude Arun Nayar, hang out on the streets of Manhattan, hookerless.
Elizabeth still looks fantastic.
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Very important question.
So Max (my big male cat) and Leo (my little male dog) have this little game they play, where Max pins Leo down and then starts biting on his neck, vampire-style. Like, Max opens his mouth wide and sinks his teeth into Leo's neck and just keeps them there. To the point where I find myself vaguely concerned that Max is going to give Leo a hicky. This behavior has gone on for several days. Leo doesn't seem to mind -- sometimes he swats a little at Max, but mostly he just...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.
Not that there's anything funny about nut-related anaphylactic shock.
But aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Sometimes you feel like a nut!
Sometimes you're in anaphylactic shock!
OMG I crack myself up.
I also like how when you're talking about David Lee Roth almost dying from "a nut," there's the vague connotation that he entered cardiac arrest during orgasm. I considered playing on that angle, but it's 2 am and I'm lazy.
S...
I have to admit it: my opinion of Anne Hathaway has done a 180. I am such a sick person, but now that it turns out she was in a long-term relationship with a world-class con man, I like the girl a WHOLE heckuva lot more. Character flaws! Always the fastest way to my heart.
Anne's been traveling the world to promote Get Smart, and she's been looking nothing short of stunning on red carpets from Mexico City to Rome to Madrid, which is her current stop.
Perfectamundo!
She's also done ...
Eh, I want to like Claire Danes, I really do. I liked her in My So-Called Life. But I cannot get over that whole thing where she stole Billy Crudup from Mary-Louise Parker after Mary-Louise got pregnant. Like, I'm sure, at this point, even Mary-Louise Parker is way over that. I, however, am not. I still kind of get a little bristly when I see Claire, even in this new relationship with Hugh Dancy.
Anyway, here's Hugh and Claire at the Gucci show in Rome. They were the only U.S. stars ther...
It's official!
Joe E. Tata has reprised his role as the Peach Pit's owner Nat on 90210 v2.0.
Joe -- who is 71 years old now -- confirmed that he had wrapped filming on scenes for the show's pilot.
As to whether or not he'll stay on full-time:
"The coin's in the air for me. I guess it comes under the heading of magic test: Let's see if the audience still remembers me ... Cops and firefighters say to me, `I used to watch the show — I mean, my wife did, or girlfriend.' But t...
Amy Winehouse looked a little confused but comparatively well put-together when she arrived at the Stapleford Centre in London today, which is supposedly a "rehab" in West London.
I checked out their website, and they seem to be less of an inpatient rehab and more of a detox and naltrexone distribution center. They specifically state that they don't take a 12-step approach to dealing with addiction.
Jesus, I think they're just injecting this girl with naltrexone and praying for the best....