Tobey Maguire gave some photogs a piece of his mind when their flashes blocked his vision while he was trying to drive. I think he should have punched the sons of bitches. What a pain in the ass -- and a safety hazard! The stupid pics that photogs take when celebs are in the car are so unnecessary. They make driving dangerous for the celebrity and anyone driving nearby, and no one ever runs the photos because they almost always suck. Who wants to see celebs through the windows of their cars? I think Los Angeles should pass a law that celebrities are allowed to drive over paparazzi if they're blocking their cars. That would resolve this issue entirely. /> Tobey Maguire gave some photogs a piece of his mind when their flashes blocked his vision while he was trying to drive. I think he should have punched the sons of bitches. What a pain in the ass -- and a safety hazard! The stupid pics that photogs take when celebs are in the car are so unnecessary. They make driving dangerous for the celebrity and anyone driving nearby, and no one ever runs the photos because they almost always suck. Who wants to see celebs through the windows of their cars...

"I never felt less sexy. I mean, I wouldn't have changed it for the world ... but I wanted to get rid of all the weight." Jessica Alba, on her recent pregnancy, to the UK's Cosmo magazine. Heh. I always thought she was hiding from the cameras because she wanted to keep her pregnancy a private thing. But maybe she was just embarrassed about the weight gain! And about her relationship with new hubby Cash Warren: "We're not a typical Hollywood couple. I love that he's not an actor. I'm way too ...

The Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook divorce trial was resolved early this morning, after an all-nighter of negotiations. Christie gets sole custody and final decision-making power over the children, which is what she wanted and probably what she deserves, as Peter Cook probably only wanted them so he could date their friends in a few years. Cook will "be consulted regarding decisions about the children." Heh. Yeah. I'm sure Christie's really gonna take his opinions into consideration. She also has to shell out a flat amount of $2.1 million to Cook, ...

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And it's news! Kate Hudson's apparently been dragging her kid from her marriage to Chris Robinson, Ryder, to a tennis camp with Lance Armstrong's kids, and Chris and Lance were both at the camp the other day, and no one punched anyone out, so it's important we write about it. Says a source: "They're like one big happy family. They were just like two guys hanging out being totally cool with each other. If you didn't know the backstory, you would think they were just good pals." Oh, and...

Somebody call the Bunny Ranch!!!! This little girl has "cash cow" written all over her. (I mean, once she's an adult, of course.) Seriously I don't think this child knows the depth of her talents. Forget Cirque du Soleil, kiddo! I'll teach you how to make the REAL money with this skill. (Once you're an adult, of course.) The kids at Defamer call her "one part Cats, one part JonBenét Ramsey, and one part boneless chicken breast." And that's about right. And speaking of JonBenet, new DNA tests have finally exonerated her parents in her murder. JonBenet would have been 18 this year. She was only 6 when she was murdered. In a way, the exoneration of her parents is almost scarier for me. I always thought, "Well, if they didn't do it, then they know who did," but it's looking like that might not be the case. The poor child was probably killed by some stranger pedophile who stalked her after her beauty pageants, which is almost scarier than the thought that she was killed by her parents, because it's more like "Oh, shit, this could happen to my kid." They're currently comparing the killer's DNA to an expanding nationwide DNA bank. Hopefully they find this crazy jackass. I'm almost never in favor of the death penalty, but for this little fucker I'll make an exception. /> Somebody call the Bunny Ranch!!!! This little girl has "cash cow" written all over her. (I mean, once she's an adult, of course.) Seriously I don't think this child knows the depth of her talents. Forget Cirque du Soleil, kiddo! I'll teach you how to make the REAL money with this skill. (Once you're an adult, of course.) The kids at Defamer call her "one part Cats, one part JonBenét Ramsey, and one part boneless chicken breast." And that's about right. And speaking of JonBenet, n...

So everyone was all wetting their pants today about how OK! magazine is going to pay Matthew McConaughey $3M for the first photos of Baby Gravity Bong -- aka Levi -- including shots of his first Christmas. Now comes news that the photos of the Brangelina twins are going to go for AT LEAST $16M. That's where bidding is at right now. EVEN if you go with a per-capita average, Matthew McConaughey's child is worth less than half of a single Brangelina tot. You know that kid's going to spend the...