Newly minted Disney starlet Selena Gomes hit up the opening of the Pop Factory in LA with a friend.
Wanna know who was at the same party?
Paris and Nicky Hilton!
Selena's getting a taste of LA nightlife and obviously loving the cameras. How long until she starts hitting up the clubs? ...
I guess that it's the ashes of her career!
Leave your own guesses in the comments section!
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Is this the hot new up-and-coming couple?
Evil Beet sources report that Joe Jonas (of the Jonas Brothers) is now dating Taylor Swift. She joined the guys on tour in Dallas last night and will be hitting up Anaheim with them as well.
Why do you care?
I'll tell you.
First of all, because, aside from Taylor Momsen, Taylor Swift is definitely my #1 underage girl-crush. So that should be reason enough. But I really want Taylor to be a huge star and a relationship with Joe Jonas could h...
So now A-Rod's wife is all like, "My husband didn't have sex with Madonna, but he was in love with her." Basically, The Sun says she's denying that his affair with her was sexual, but basically accuses him of emotional cheating. Cynthia Rodriguez says she has copies of text messages sent between Madge and A-Rod, and a source says the messages "were instrumental in convincing her that he was besotted. The messages could be released if things get really ugly." My British-to-Americanese translator thinks that "besotted" means "in love" or "crushing." British readers, ...
"I think Jesse Jackson, he's the biggest player hater. His time is up. All you old niggas, time is up. We heard your voice, we saw your marching, we heard your sermons. We don't wanna hear that shit no more. It's a new day. It's a new voice. I'm here now. We don't need Jesse; I'm here. I got this. We got Barack, we got David Banners and Young Jeezys. We're the voice now. It's no more Jesse. Sorry. Goodbye. You ain't helping nobody in the 'hood. That's the bottom line. Goodbye, Jesse. Bye!"
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Oy vey!
Trouble abounds in Borat-ville!
Sacha Baron Cohen was supposed to get hitched to baby mama Isla Fisher this summer, but that'll have to be postponed, because Isla's been slacking on all the studying she needs to do to convert to Judaism. She's doing it "part-time," apparently, but her "full-time" job is filming Confessions of a Shopaholic.
It doesn't seem like Sacha's too concerned about this, but you know who is? HIS JEWISH MOTHER. Oh, yes.
Says a source: "Isla was supposed to spend her time after givi...
Aw, you guys never fail to disappoint me.
Thanks to Martha for sending in this pic and pointing me in the right direction of this video.
This is the most genuine smile I've seen out of Lindsay Lohan, well, ever.
Whatever Samantha Ronson's doing for her, it's working.
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I've been digging Anne Hathaway's look all throughout her Get Smart World Tour, but this one kind of falls flat for me. I think I see what she was going for, but it doesn't work at all.
There's nothing going on this afternoon in the world of celebrity gossip.
Someone mentioned in the comments that there were new pics of Lindsay and Samantha necking. I can't find them anywhere. If you guys know where they are, do tell.
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Apparently he's stuck in a wheelchair with a bad case of crazy.
I have nothing more to say about this.
It's all just so pathetic and sad. ...
I can't believe there hasn't been more publicity around this. A reader tipped me off (thanks Kristen!) that the new line of Lindsay Lohan leggings is available now at ShopIntuition.
There are four items available. The line is called 6126, which I guess is Marilyn Monroe's birthday. The leggings shown above are called "Mr. President" and they retail for -- wait for it -- $132!!!!
JESUS CHRIST!
Do they come with an actual PRESIDENT???
I think it would have been better if she'd just sold this particular pair of leggings as the "Monica Lewinskys." I might have paid $132 f...
Oh, there are just so many elements to this story, and all I want to do is take a nap.
But remember Kevin Powell from Season One of The Real World?
He's running for Congress in New York. Yes, it's true.
So he had a big fundraiser scheduled for Wednesday night at a Manhattan club, and Dave Chappelle was scheduled to show up to perform. Guess who never showed up? Yeah.
Earlier, Powell had urged the crowd to bear with him, suggesting that the comedian was “on his way.â€...
This new set of photos of Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong makes me very happy. Mostly because Kate seems to be acting and looking like a regular person. She's not wearing a ton of makeup, her hair isn't really styled, and she's not in camera-ready mode. And she's still a very pretty girl, but she looks human. She looks like a normal, pretty girl and not like a starlet. She looks -- dare I say it? -- imperfect. And it makes me feel better about myself, because maybe if I had a full-time hair and m...