The long-term Hollywood couple -- you'll recall Jimmy left his wife for Sarah about five years back -- have called it quits.
"Jimmy and Sarah have no further comment," said Kimmel's publicist, although both Jimmy & Sarah's publicists did confirm the break-up.
I'd be sad here, but I think Sarah rocks and I think Jimmy's a piece of shit, so I'm happy about this.
I DO wanna know what went wrong, though. ...
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I must say, although I'm somewhat disappointed in these pictorials, I really really really want Olive Garden tonight. It's been way too long since I've had a date with my lover! (My lover, of course, being Olive Garden.) ...
On Thursday, Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss was charged with unlawful use of methamphetamine and possession of the painkiller hydrocodone without a prescription, stemming from her February 7 arrest.
"I have a bit of a substance abuse problem," she said to a local paper. She added that she's planning to enter rehab for the third time as early as this week.
Meanwhile, I'm upset about this mostly because it seems to have delayed the grand opening of the male brothel outside of Vegas that Fleiss has been working on forever. I wan...
Paris Hilton is on the water wagon.
The heiress has reportedly been foregoing alcohol at any number of Hollywood events recently.
Is she pregnant? Or does she just want people to think she is? Is she annoyed that she's like the only member of young Hollywood who has yet to pop out a Mini-Me?
This might be an approach they could integrate into Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. You stay sober for your family. You stay sober for your job. You stay sober for your health. And when all that fails, you stay sober to start rumors that you might be pregnant ... now that'...
Congratulations to Lindsay Lohan, who is weeks into filming Labor Pains without receiving any death threats from her costars or producers.
In fact, co-star Cheryl Hines raved about working with Lindsers recently:
"I have had a great time shooting with her, and when we have scenes together we have a lot of fun improvising," she said at the premiere of Space Chimps -- which I suppose is as appropriate a forum as any to tall about Lindsay Lohan. "It usually ends in a big laugh fest, and they ...
Looks like things are definitely back on with Lily Allen and her former flame Ed Simons, from The Chemical Brothers.
The couple were spotted walking together at the Oxegen Festival in Dublin this weekend.
Aw, I'm happy for Lily. I hope this works out for her.
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The mayor of Nice, Christian Estrosi, held a press conference for reporters to show off the birth certificates of Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt and to spout a bunch of crap about how great it was that the Lords of the New World Order were birthed in his city. It's the new Jerusalem!
He said: "On behalf of the inhabitants of Nice, I congratulate the happy parents, the most famous couple of the world who have chosen our city for this happy event. I also congratulate...
Guy Ritchie holds Madonna's hand as the couple leave the Kabbalah Center in NYC.
Sadly, this does not look like a couple whose marriage is in ruins.
BORING!...
It's probably a health shake.
Right.
Amy Winehouse sips away during her performance at T in the Park.
Lookin' good, kiddo!...