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Where's Vanessa Hudgens? Ashley Tisdale ditched her usual shopping partner to hit up some LA boutiques with Miley Cyrus. I love the thought-process here. Ashley: Miley's increasingly bad-girl image can help me get publicity. Miley: Ashley's good-girl image can help improve my bad-girl image. Eh, why don't they just all release sex tapes and get it over with? Oh, right, cuz I can't run a Miley Cyrus sex tape because she's underage. THREE MORE YEARS, PEOPLE!...

Lindsay’s on the Juice Wagon!

I'm so happy for Lindsay Lohan these days. She attended a small BBQ party in Malibu with Samantha Ronson, and reportedly sipped on a non-alcoholic pineapple concoction and chatted with friends the whole night, leaving with SamRo around midnight. No reports of frequent bathroom trips or throwing glasses or fits or anything. Our little Lindsay is a changed woman, and I couldn't be happier for her! On a personal note (I know, I know, but a really personal note), I got a phone call tonight from a friend I hadn't talked to in a long time. I was really surprised to see his number show up on my caller ID. He's struggled with drug ...

The Dark Knight Premiere!

The Dark Knight had its much-awaited premiere in NYC last night, and attendees included such industry heavies as Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Danny Devito, Regis Philbin and ... Lauren Conrad? Whatever. Morgan brought as his guest who I can only assume is his daughter or granddaughter. Adorableness. I'm trying to get my way into the screening in Seattle on Wednesday. I happen to KNOW for a FACT that certain coworkers and bosses of mine have press tickets ... and haven't invited me to come along. And I'm wai...

Why Khloe Kardashian’s Going to Jail

Following her DUI arrest last year, Khloe was sentenced to roadside clean-up duty and an alcohol education class. She did neither! Because of that, Khloe's been sentenced to do three days in jail, although she'll probably end up doing less than that. Maybe she figured it would be easier to spend a few hours in the pokey than to face the shame of cleaning up garbage in an orange suit on the side of the road. I kind of don't blame her! But the alcohol education classes? You should have j...

Holly Weighs In!

Holly Madison has taken to her official MySpace blog to refute the rumors that she and Kendra don't get along. I am so sick of all the dumb rumors going around. Especially since every gossip outlet tries to outdo the one that beat them to the punch first by making the stories more and more ridiculous. The stories about Kendra and I not getting along are so stale. I think we get along better than ever. When I was in New York and she was in Mexico, we were texting each other all the time. Just because I am usually seen out with Bridget and other friends does not m...

A-Rod Taunted with Photos of Madonna

Heh. Some imaginative Toronto Blue Jays fans tried to mess with Alex Rodriguez's head, showing up to the game with photos of Madonna to shove in his face. I think my favorite part is how the host here wants to lecture A-Rod about getting married, suggesting that he should have instead stayed single and fucked a ton of hot chicks all day long consequence-free, a la Derek Jeter and Tom Brady. Classy!...

Miss USA Weighs in on Her Tumble

Miss USA Crystle Stewart is talking about her little tumble at the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam -- the second time in a row the contestant from the USA has fallen at the event. "I think I'm going to have to take some walking classes," she says. "My dress has beautiful beads on the bottom of it, and I stepped on my gown and they made me slip. It was like I was on Rollerblades. There was no conspiracy or anything. Nobody left marbles on the floor. It was just me ... I know I'll get through it and that there are bigger a...

The High School Musical 3 Trailer: OMG! OMG! OMG!

I wish there were more singing and dancing in the hallways of my high school. Mostly we were too busy sneaking off-campus to perform oral sex on each other. We didn't have time for musical numbers. I really feel like I missed out, in retrospect. /> I wish there were more singing and dancing in the hallways of my high school. Mostly we were too busy sneaking off-campus to perform oral sex on each other. We didn't have time for musical numbers. I really feel like I missed out, in retrospect. ...

Does Kendra Want Out of Girls Next Door???

Rumor is that Kendra's not even really Hef's girlfriend, and that she wants the hell off the show. "Holly and Bridget hate her," said one of Kendra's friends. "They're totally jealous. She has her own empire now. She's got a clothing line, a modeling career and an exercise empire. They're just sitting there hangin' with Hef." The friend continues: "Kendra was never really Hef's girlfriend. She was cast for the show [E!'s 'The Girls Next Door'] because Bridget and Holly are old, and the...
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