I would like to start this off by saying that I had a hell of a time naming these files on my computer. Why? Because I already have photo files titled sienna_naked, sienna_naked1, sienna_naked2, sienna_topless, sienna_topless1, sienna_topless2, sienna_nude1, etc, etc on my computer. That's just to give you an idea of how many naked photos of Sienna Miller I've come across in my illustrious career as a gossip blogger. The only things to come close are the expansive set of files titled lindsay_vag*,...
It's called "Wake Up Call," and it's just like every other song on the radio ever. Ryan Seacrest premiered it this morning on KIIS-FM.
You guys, I think I'm gonna release a single. And I'm gonna send it to Ryan Seacrest and see if he'll play it. Maybe I can get Jeremy Greene to produce. I'll take Ali Lohan's sloppy seconds. Jeremy, if you're reading this, get in touch. I won't storm out on you.
What should I call my single? And what should it be about? Anyone want to offer to write one for me? I swear to God I will record me singing it and I'll send it to DJs around the world. I think everyone should have a single. It's totally the cool thing to do these days. />
It's called "Wake Up Call," and it's just like every other song on the radio ever. Ryan Seacrest premiered it this morning on KIIS-FM.
You guys, I think I'm gonna release a single. And I'm gonna send it to Ryan Seacrest and see if he'll play it. Maybe I can get Jeremy Greene to produce. I'll take Ali Lohan's sloppy seconds. Jeremy, if you're reading this, get in touch. I won't storm out on you.
What should I call my single? And what should it be about? Anyone want to offer to write on...
What is Gina Gershon thinking???
It was nearly a full year ago that I reprimanded her for wearing this god-awful dress to a red-carpet event.
And now she's in it again! On ANOTHER red carpet! With a COWBOY HAT! A freakin' YEAR LATER!!!
Oh, Gina. Will you never learn? This is such a faux-pas on so many levels. ...
God bless tipsters.
Gawker's got one that says Jimmy Kimmel's already getting into the pants of one Molly McNearney, who's been promoted rapidly from assistant to head writer on Jimmy Kimmel Live. She's pictured above.
Ah, sleeping your way to the top. A time-honored tradition. At least Sarah Silverman had the dignity to be an established comedian before she let Jimmy stick it in her.
Oh, and in case I haven't mentioned it yet today, Jimmy Kimmel sucks. ...
Joe Jonas went on the record to say that he's not dating Camp Rock co-star Demi Lovato, despite rumors to the contrart.
But we already knew that.
As sources exclusively tell EB, Jonas is in a relationship with Taylor Swift, which is apparently pissing Demi Lovato off, as she's got a crush on Joey Boy.
Says our source:
"Demi is and has been for quite a while, insanely in love w/Joe. She's been working every angle thinking she was on the right path. So when Taylor [joined up with them on their tour], drama surfaced from her disappointment. I...
The lead singer of Barenaked Ladies, Steven J. Page, has been charged with fourth degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, a felony. The controlled substance? Cocaine.
Police tell us that officers were patrolling the neighborhood of 311 East Genesee Street when they spotted a car that was parked across a driveway with the door open. Police stopped and checked the vehicle, which was unoccupied. The officers then checked the house and surrounding neighborhood to find the owner and if see...
Jack Bauer has found one bright spot about the recent writers' strike: he got to go to jail and it didn't impact his show's filming schedule!
"It made what I had to do – obviously a very stupid thing that I did – it made that easier because I could go and the show was not affected by it," said Kiefer. "I made a really dumb mistake, and to be able to go back to work, which is something I feel comfortable doing, it's a safe place for me, I was grateful to have that opportunity. I've had very...
“I should have toned up for 'Transformers' but I’m really lazy. I had to put on weight. I’d lost a lot of weight and got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on size for 'Transformers' because Michael [Bay, the director] doesn’t like skinny girls ... I have a serious sugar tooth, so now I eat red-velvet cake before I go to bed every night, and if you eat meals later, you’ll put on weight faster, so I had dinner at 10 p.m."
Super-hottie Megan Fox, about...
I was wondering when this shit was gonna start getting him in trouble.
Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira) is being sued for $25 million for posting the name and email address of someone who sent him an email he didn't like. The post is viewable here, and this is what he posted:
On 12/27/07, Diane Wargo (dwargo@menorahpark.org) wrote:
Perez you are a FAT GAY PIG! Angelina is a ugly whore! You love her because she is a fag lover! Her brother is a gay little jerk just like your fat ugl...
Hooray for new celeb arrests!
Here are the mug shots of W castmembers Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, who were arrested on Friday night at the wrap party for the Oliver Stone-directed flick about President George W. Bush.
Apparently 10 cops and pepper spray were involved in the brawl.
"We are not at liberty to discuss the specifics of the incident. But officers will use whatever force they feel is necessary to effect a safe arrest," said a member of the police force....
God bless Z-listers!
After Florence Henderson had some mean things to say about Adrianne Curry's marriage to Christopher Knight, Adrianne Curry fought back.
Now, it's Chris Knight's turn to do the fighting!
"It hurts me deeply that someone that I have loved and respected for so many years ... would discuss overtly negative personal opinions about my marriage in a public forum," he wrote on his MySpace page. "I can only hope these recent comments are an aberration ... It is no secret Flore...