I totally wasn't kidding. I think I should record a single. Granted, the Maloof Brothers probably won't offer me their Vegas recording studio, but I think I can work something out. I know how to work an 8-track. I took singing lessons as a little kid, and I was in my share of community musical theater productions. I know that doesn't exactly make me an accomplished vocalist, but I think I can give Paris Hilton a run for her money. Hey, it's better than releasing a fashion line through Hot Topic, right? So I'm dead serious: write me a single, people. All the cool kids have singles these days. I need a single. If someone submits something that doesn't suck, I swear to you I will record it and try to get it played anywhere I can. My PR people have nothing better to do. I'll make them spend all day every day trying to get my single on the radio. So if you're an aspiring songwriter with absolutely no other options, send your track to evilbeet@gmail.com. I'm gonna be a star!!! />I totally wasn't kidding. I think I should record a single. Granted, the Maloof Brothers probably won't offer me their Vegas recording studio, but I think I can work something out. I know how to work an 8-track. I took singing lessons as a little kid, and I was in my share of community musical theater productions. I know that doesn't exactly make me an accomplished vocalist, but I think I can give Paris Hilton a run for her money. Hey, it's better than releasing a fashion line through Hot ...

Honestly, I can think of very few "celebrities" who looks as consistently terrible on camera as ANTM winner Caridee English. Tyra must be so ashamed. God bless the girl, the clothes, hair and makeup are always wrong, but, beyond that, she can't pose on a red carpet to save her life. Like I keep thinking of those challenges they do on ANTM where a bunch of paparazzi film the girls walking from the car to the hotel, and then they're judged on their worst shot. Like, Caridee needed to do that challe...