OMG I need Chelsea Handler to adopt me and teach me everything she knows.
Check out this BRILLIANT interview she did with Christopher Ciccone. But before you get to the good stuff you have to listen to Christopher bitch for a full minute about how the NY Observer called him "short and paunchy." Sweetheart, that's about the least mean thing I'd have to say about you.
Anyway.
Marry me, Chelsea. />
OMG I need Chelsea Handler to adopt me and teach me everything she knows.
Check out this BRILLIANT interview she did with Christopher Ciccone. But before you get to the good stuff you have to listen to Christopher bitch for a full minute about how the NY Observer called him "short and paunchy." Sweetheart, that's about the least mean thing I'd have to say about you.
Anyway.
Marry me, Chelsea. ...