La Lohan and SamRo are back in LA, and were roaming the streets the other day. And it’s actually come to this — I am censoring a T-shirt. Because there are penises on Samantha’s T-shirt. Because she is cool with that. I want a T-shirt with a penis on it. In fact, I want anything with a penis on it. I get no play.
Uncensored pic is after the jump. I may or may not get an email from my boss asking me to take it down. If the penis is on a T-shirt, does that count as a real penis? I’m not sure. It’s art, Mr. Boss Man. It’s art. See? Like this:
You actually posted the penis before the jump.
Beet, I just got my ass chewed by a different blogger for commenting that this picture was “inappropriately funny”…she’s still raving at me…thanks for being the coolest celebrity blogger out there, this is why we love you!!
Although pictures like that do not offend me, I think that walking down a public street wearing bondage porn is in bad taste. Kids and grandmas do NOT need those pictures etched in their heads.
why does everybody treat grandmas like the very notion of se-er, “heavy petting”, or what ever they called it back then, would blow out their pace-makers? If you exist, its cuz at some point, your granny saw a penis.
I uderstand what you’re saying, (not)gossipgurl, and perhaps using the granny cliche wasn’t the best way to put it. I apologize to the sexually liberated grandmothers reading this. As a matter of fact, several of my friends would fall into that category, so shame on me.
I was using grandmothers as a metaphor for *anyone* who does not appreciate seeing graphic sex acts on a public street, a place where one has a reasonable expectation of not being visually assaulted by not just a GASP! penis, but of a chained penis, men engaged in sex acts, etc.
It does not make one a prude to not want to see that, or a host of other graphic sexual images, for that matter, in public.
What the hell is on that shirt? Gay porn?
This is beside the point people – look, SamRo is not wearing her hat!!!!
Does Samantha have detachable feet? I mean how the heck does she get her pants off? Every picture I see her in she is wearing skin tight jeans!
Yeah, I have to agree with Ms. CrockerPunkRocker on this one. I’m all for penises but not pictures of ones being treated like that on T-shirts coming at me and my toddler on the sidewalk. On another note, that David detail got me thinking about the hours, days, maybe weeks it took Michaelangelo to painstakingly chisel those balls, pubes etc. What do you think about all that time; do you get horny or just zone out?
I always wondered why Michaelangelo carved such small penises. You’d think he would have let his imagination run wild. He must’ve kept running out of marble.
He probably called it like he saw it, mobby.
Mobby- He carved them true to the size of the model he used XD Most flaccid penises are quite small. From an artists perspective, you always want to make things as true to your model when you’re creating from life.
Maybe Michaelangelo had a small penis?
HAHAHA @ cj… i have to agree as well.. i wouldn’t consider myself particularly prudish or conservative, but as the mom of a three year old, i have asked people in public to watch their language/ smoking in front of her. this would most definitely fall into that category.
I agree that I like to decide for myself when I see penises coming at me. In addition, I wonder what it must be like to just roam around town all day every day, every night, day in and day out with your GF/BF whatever she is, eating at restaurants, shopping, clubbing, not caring about anything at all, even whether your legs are too white to be shown in public. SamRo looks just like this punker guy who used to work in my dad’s art supply store in 1986.
So, David was a grower….
Why would the girl have a penis on her shirt when in fact she eats cunt?
It’s THE VIRGINS t-shirt!!! I saw them!!! ahh!!! Justin Warfield from SHE WANTS REVENGE has the same shirt!!!
if that’s what flaccid penises were like back then-damnnnnn-they got shafted! (ahahaha-i made a joke & didn’t know it!) ;) my bf’s ‘flaccid’ penis is about 5 times the size of that-geeez.
& i don’t get the whole lesbians liking pics of cock & why gay guys call each other ‘girlfriend’ & wear make up, etc. makes no sense! if you are a girl & you like girls, wouldn’t you want a pretty, feminine one? not one that looks like a man-which would make you straight! and gay guys like others that are like girls-shouldn’t they like manly men?!
(SOMETIMES for all of this-before you all freak!) I’ve just always wondered…makes no sense!
OK being a gay male, I totally see what Lindlo sees in Sam. I think that Sam makes a a very hot gay man. I’d do him, I mean her? Maybe Lindlo isn’t gay after all, just a little confused after her stint with Mr. Jim and Mr. Jack.
And to Ashley. I don’t get it either. All the men I screw look like the Brauny guy. Hey can swing my ax any day!!!!!!!!
I’m w/BCPR… as much as I like penis pictures myself, I don’t want to explain ’em to my preschoolers, who are much closer to eye level to that shirt than I’d like.
@ God Praise Evil Beet: THANK YOU!!! I was hoping what I said actually made some sense. ;) Glad you understood it! The Brauny guy, eh? Yum! ♥
@BettyCrockerPunkRocker-sorrs, i wasn’t trying to accuse u of stereotyping the elderly, it just kind of bothers me that a lot of people treat ol’ folks like there some strange other species made of glass and Werther’s originals. its just stupid, i mean WE’RE ALL GOING TO BE OLD PEOPLE SOMEDAY!!!!( unless u tragically die young, of course) That said, yeah i gotsta concur about samro’s ensemble. Between her shirt and lindsers(lack of) underpants it’s like they’re on a personal crusade to teach the unsuspecting world human anatomy.
I am really tired of the stupid “why not date a man if Samantha looks like a man” junk. Are people really that ignorant? Many femmes love soft butches like that (which is why lesbian sites are hot over Ronson not Lohan). It’s not because they are confused. The femmes love a woman’s personality and anatomy – throw in short hair and a swagger which are for some reason considered to be only proper with men (what nonsense) – it’s the best of worlds. Dated butches my whole life. They take care of you, make incredible love, and are what we want – a woman who doesn’t play girlie girl. A woman who takes care of you. No wonder Ronson is a femme’s dream. Why is that so difficult to comprehend. Are we really that narrow minded, Ashley?
@Ashley-
No, I don’t think lesbians should only want to date pretty, feminine women. And I don’t think gay men should only want to date masculine men. And if a girly girl happens to be attracted to “butch” women, (as I am) that does NOT make her straight (believe me, I’m not). It doesn’t have to be confusing… just realize that everyone has the right to be attracted to who they are attracted to…
@Kris G.– hell yeah!
And yeeah, I think SamRo is super-effin hot. I’d be all over that :)
@ Kris G. & Alanna-
uhhhh, I don’t think I ever said that gay girls should only date ‘feminine’ chicks & gay guys should date ‘manly’ men. I was making an observation & asking a question. I’m not narrow-minded in the least bit, fuck whoever, girls, guys, Do What You Want!
Maybe ya’ll should’ve read my post a little closer. I DID put at the end that it happens ‘sometimes’ & really I could give 2 shits about who dates who for what reason. I also said some people would freak cuz I knew some would jump the gun & not actually READ it! Happy to know at least ONE person understood-thanks God Praise Evil Beet!!!
Geeez.
Ashley, I comprehended your post (the one that ends with the arrogant “makes no sense”) just fine. I comprehended it in all it’s narrowminded, patronizing, ignorant musing. I expect that out of X17 and Perezhilton posters. I didn’t expect it here.
I guess you have no idea just how demeaning your post was. That’s sad.
Twelve hours later, it dawns on me: Samantha got a haircut and ditched the hat. Alert the media.
Ashley,
I don’t see what you said as demeaning. I see that you have your own point of view and thankfully we’re ALL allowed that luxury. The bottom line, as I see it, there is no explaining what brings 2 people together, whether the relationship is interracial, homosexual, codependent, bisexual, heterosexual, etc. Whether or not I agree with any of the above, or any others, is completely irrelevant. Sometimes people can forget that others don’t share their brain cells and may just see things from a completely different perspective. I can see what your point was- maybe it’s because I am not cocked, aimed and ready to shoot. I don’t see your opinions as “narrowminded, patronizing or as ignorant musings.” I see them as your opinions, period. I see no malice in your comments to warrant all the judgemental dreg being flung your way, that absolutely reeks of superiority, btw. That said, if a person has nothing to be defensive of, if they’re absolutely certain of their opinions and choices, they don’t have to resort to insults or anger. They’re able to give other people the courtesy of respecting their ideas even if they’re different from their own, you know, the same thing they’re insulting you for not doing…..
@ Kris G., There is no use in arguing with an ignorant man(or woman). They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
I’m not naming names, but I despise narrow minded people like that. I live in a small southern town FULL of them Here, just the fact that your gay makes you a freak. – exasperated sigh- I say its time to take down the bible belt, and wage a war against ignorance in America.
Besides all of this…..has anyone notice how bland Lindsay’s clothes are anymore? She is never wearing anything that catches my eye. Every picture it is just drab, drab, drab
Ashley’s use of the word “y’all” pretty much say it all I think.
@(not)gossipgurl: No harm, no foul. You called me out on using a stupid stereotype, and I was indeed guilty. I appreciate you doing it in a civil way. :-)
Ashley
I just want to say, and i’m not trying to stir the pot here but, as a bi girl, i have “fallen” for both the butch, and the femme…it all really depends on the personality i guess. One girl i dated for a while was a little butchy, well she was the one who wore the pants i guess you could say, i loved her with all my heart! There was also the ex who spent more time in the bath room getting ready than all the other girls i knew, and i loved her for that! lol
anyhoo the point is, you can’t really help WHO you fall in love with, and love never makes sense hunny, you just have to go along for the ride.
oh and i just really have to say this…because this REALLY BOTHERS me….
i hate straight girls who say they are bisexual to impress guys,
the ones that make out with you in public, tell everyone around them that they are sooooo into other chicks…then all of a sudden become straight as an arrow as soon as the cock leaves the room……shame on you for playing with emotions!!
thats my rant… lol
purplemonkeypaws
That’s right-I’M the judgemental one here while you guys want to condemn me for using the word “ya’ll”. Give me a fucking break.
I totally get how you can fall for all different types of people-gay or straight-it doesn’t matter. I don’t have anything against anybody-you like who like.
So thanks to the people who actually understood what I was trying to get across & fuck the rest of you. Don’t come at me trying to give me shit about something when you didn’t even understand it or take the time to try to. But I guess that’s just me being “narrowminded, patronizing & ignorant”, because I put MY opinion out there.
BetterWithKetchup,
What really says it all is your implication at Ashley’s use of the word ya’ll. Just a thought…..
Forgive my ignorance, but…
you have a boss?
Didn’t know that. A blog boss????
also.
I like the shirt.
@ imjustkitten: i ♥ you…that is all. ;)
“if you are a girl & you like girls, wouldn’t you want a pretty, feminine one? not one that looks like a man-which would make you straight!”
I think that right there is…wrong, how would that make you straight?
And God Praise Evil Beet, nothing like contradicting your self in the same post…
OK screw it, I’m done with men and now I’m going to Marry Ashley. Note to Ashley- lesbians are angry people, very very angry people!!!!
and Dee…. I’m contradicting myself cause I think Sam makes a hot man? If it looks like a man, and walks like a man its got to be a, oh wait it’s Lindsay’s girl friend. Light the fuck up and pull the stick out of your ass. Ashley girl, we are going to rule the world.
no your contradicting your self by saying she would be a hot man…and you would do her, but wait you like the brawny men
Samantha=brawny…
some one needs glasses
Ashley all i was saying is that love makes no sense, you can’t explain why you feel a certain way about some one
@ ♥ God Praise Evil Beet ♥ : you’re right-they are very, very angry people!!! Geez-I sure am glad I left that first comment, what would everyone else be doing instead of trying to pick every word apart?! We have our opinions-they can have theirs’.
Screw it-let’s get married now. Oh wait-do you have a problem w/ the word “ya’ll”? Cuz if so……. :)
@ pmp: (from my earlier post) “I totally get how you can fall for all different types of people-gay or straight-it doesn’t matter. I don’t have anything against anybody-you like who like.” uhhhh-yeah, I understand!
Ashley: I actually quite prefer it. When we have a kid let’s name it “Y’all”, like Jamal but with our own spin. Maybe Y’all and Kates daughter Apple can play together. You can pick the middle name.
@ ♥ God Praise Evil Beet ♥ : That is a *wonderful* name! You are oh so creative, I love it! I think you meant Gwyneth’s daughter Apple-but I don’t care who has her, as long as we get to see Chris Martin! ;) He’s no Brauny guy, but….. ♥
Hmmmm-middle name, I’m going to have to give that a lot of thought. When we’ve been together for years & years & we look at our beautiful child (oh, she WILL be beautiful w/ us as parents!) we can remember the hatred spewed at us that started this love story. ;)
BTW-where does my baby daddy live?!
THANK YOU. thank you for cutting your hair. samantha ronson just got 6 times hotter in my book.
Will anyone ever answer what is actually on the shirt? Gay sex?
Everybody just keeps arguing!
her body looks hot in that outfit
I expected a lot more pics and not 80-90% of the column filled with comments. Parading around with pervert porn (seems that being gay is all the rage nowadays, along with child molesting and incest) is NOT acceptable social behaivor.
Wilson: What does being gay have to do with child molesting, pornography, or incest? Such illegal acts usually have nothing to do with one’s sexual preference. If you’re really such a crusader against such behavior why don’t you it up against the Catholic church or Warren Jeffs instead of two lesbians who have committed no real legal offense?
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Cool pic, thanks for posting it. Also, its a fact that most child molesters are not, I said NOT, gay but str8!!! I suggest that Paul get facts right before stating things he knows nothing about. I am a minister, and a police officer ( retired ) and I have the facts. I arrested a lot of them. Most were family members, and or related to the child. Thanks again for posting a cool pic.
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…….. That’s a female?……. :\
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That’s a girl? I thought Lohan had a new beau. Which brings me to the next question. Lohan is a lesbian? Yup, I obviously don’t follow gossip much.
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