Sometimes life cranks out little treats that are just too good to be true. For instance, today I was at Pike Place Market and purchased a cinnamon role with chocolate sauce and a cream cheese whipped topping. At the time, I was fairly certain that was going to be the best treat I got all day. But I was wrong!
As John McCain released a slew of campaign videos comparing Barack Obama to that irresponsible, crotch-flashing little trollop Paris Hilton, it turns out that Rick and Kathy Hilton donated a whopping $4600 to the McCain campaign earlier this year. Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha! Somehow I doubt they’ll be doing that again.
Britney Spears’ parents are less upset, as they’d just donated one of their grandchildren to help out around McCain’s office. They figure there’ll be plenty more where that one came from.
The only similarities they made between Obama and Paris were that they were both considered famous. Why should the Hiltons be upset about that…?
They’re free each Sunday and Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha are staggering. A response of Independence leading here was closed off with that irresponsible , crotch-flashing little trollop of Britney Spears and there seems to be Rick and Kathy Hilton soon. And if even to Wednesday , July 30th , 2008 we dont know quite what we were eating! That done.
Ha ha… I didn’t know McCain smoked. Somehow I can’t see the spawn of Britney Spears of any use other than fetching the ole’ cancer sticks for his Mom (or McCain, as the case may be.)
And who are McCain’s PR people or campaign coordinators?! Statler and Waldorf? I mean, get with the program… tell me why McCain should be the guy, not why Obama shouldn’t be! McCain needs to work on not appearing like a crotchety old bastard… he seems like the kind of guy that would come out and scream at all the kids in his neighborhood to “get off his lawn.” McCain’s people should just promise free nude pictures of his daughter or something to the first 103 million voters.
Actually, I’m pretty certain McCain’s campaign is being run by the Viet Cong who are hoping their “programing” remained in place so they can send a deck of cards to the Whitehouse and get some of that Queen of diamond’s action going. :-)
i hate this clip for so many reasons. Why is the lady whispering? Honestly her voice pisses me off so much
God Bless this man, McCain… he rocks my panties off :) A true American.
OK. That’s enough politics, Beet. Tell your boss there’s one less unique visitor for the ads.
Too bad you had to start this obsessive pro-Obama crap.
so does this mean that obama is going to make paris or spears his VP
OBAMA/PARIS or OBAMA/SPEARS???? :P
cinnamon roll
I must agree w/ Down Unda – I’m so sick of politicians slamming the competition while not telling why they are the better person.
If I decide to take up acting, I want a cinnamon role with chocolate sauce and a cream cheese whipped topping.
Alright. Now I am hungry.
also that is hilarious.
McCain is a complete moron that doesn’t even know how to use a computer or even email. If the conservative corporate run media didn’t protect his mistakes by editing them out America would see how much of an idiot he is.
Its funny, McCain criticized Obama for being a “celebrity” and now Sarah Palin is getting all the media attention… and I recently saw an ad endorsed by McCain about how inexperienced Obama is… as opposed to the much experienced and qualified Sarah Palin who would be only a 72 year old man’s heartbeat away from the same position… pfft.