Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
Long-lost Lohan child Michael Jr. finally steps out of hiding and into the public eye, and what happens?
He ends up photographed standing next to his mother with some manner of liquid spilled on his crotch.
I LIVE for this stuff.
Caption away, kiddos.
All I can think of is that Michael probably had some very interesting thoughts in his head at the time this photo was taken. He’s probably regretting coming out of the dark, now that he’s been photographed with his disgusting mess of a mother… with a (presumable) alcohol spill on his pants. Classy.
Honestly though, I hadn’t seen any pictures of him before, and well… he is quite sexy. He is so much more attractive than any of the other Lohan’s. I’d certainly hit that. :-)
“My mother threw her back out blowing me”
“Gosh, Mom…..I didn’t realize that was YOU!”
“Looks like puberty hit at the wrong place and at the wrong time.”
Come on mom!
“Mom, stop blowing me when your drunk!”
in a momentary lack of self control , Michael unloads after spotting,from behind,some sort of trashy skanky blonde !
….and of course , you can imagine his shock/horror/terror/disgust when blondie turns around !
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last ten (or twenty) drops are in your pants.
thats embarassing lol yeah i agree he is kinda cute
“WHY DID YOU THROW THAT WATER ON MY CROTCH?”
“HONEY JUST SMILE AND POSE AND WE’LL BE ON SOME DAMN WEBSITE, JUST WATCH!”
actually hes hot !
Momma Lohan: “I really didn’t know it was him before I went down!”
Brother: “Mom…I just pilled vodka on my pants.”
Momma Lohan: “He doesn’t know what he’s talking about”
***whispering behind his ear*** “Shut the fuck up, I want that cover!”
Meaning spilled, not pilled.
Hey Mom, I’m running over to Sam and LiLo’s house, how do I look!?!?
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
agreed on the hot-ness of the Lohan boy.
Sponge Mom, Spoodge Pants
“Look Mom, No Hands!”
*Agreed* He’s hot-Yum ;)
He looks just like Ali Lohan.
How old is he?
Incest is best.
What is worse is that hideous flap of elbow on Dina
Out of the three old hags in the room I choose this wizened old woman who splashed me with her sour apple-tini as mother.. I er.. think.
well, pd, i always did say ali would look better as man…
I’m just wondering at what point one should put the bleach bottle away and start aging gracefully. Jeez.
Mom…I thought you said you swallowed now…christ now how am I going to get lindsay to ride it later if she sees my spooge from you blowing me.
Crap mom I thought you said you swallowed now that you could take out your dentures.
as a mother I find these comments disgusting
I wonder how old the woman is
her hands look like 100 yrs old
yeah, she needs some norwegian formula on those babies.
i didn’t think it was possible for a lohan to be attractive, but i stand corrected… this guy is cute.
I gotta say that second Michelle comment is the best one so far.
for whoever wanted to know: he’ll be 21 in december & his middle name is ‘douglas’…yes-‘michael douglas lohan’ WOW ;)
“hey mom, allie doesn’t have very good gag reflexes”!
Why does this picture make me sad? Perhaps it is the possible trajectory of a life in these pages when he could have just remain anonymous. Why would you want to belong to a publicly dysfunctional family of sluts and whores? I don’t understand this….
he´s sexy