The mayor of Nice, Christian Estrosi, held a press conference for reporters to show off the birth certificates of Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt and to spout a bunch of crap about how great it was that the Lords of the New World Order were birthed in his city. It’s the new Jerusalem!
He said: “On behalf of the inhabitants of Nice, I congratulate the happy parents, the most famous couple of the world who have chosen our city for this happy event. I also congratulate the four brothers and sister of the newborns who are [history won’t forget it] real ‘Niçois’ (‘citizens of Nice’).”
Um … two brothers, two sisters, dude. Have someone who speaks English look over your speeches before you take the stage next time, dude.
Expected later this week: a formal congratulations from President George W. Bush, a televised mass by the Pope in honor the new Jolie-Pitts, a bouquet of flowers from the Dalai Lama, and a quiet suicide attempt by Jennifer Aniston.
Is it serious? The mayor of the city gave a press conference to show the birth certificates!?? OMG I don’t believe it, even politicians have lost their minds over this stupid event.
== Quote from National Geographic Kids News ==
In the time it takes you to count to ten, more than 40 babies are born worldwide.
I guess these babies are pretty special, and gifted, and blessed, and beautiful, and, and… ohhhh WTF, Congratulations to the JOLIE-PITT family!
LOL! Yeah I think u covered it all &wow that mayor really pimped out those twins.
the ‘expected later this week’ is funny :D
Nice is really pretty. I was there for two days in high school. Maybe if I make lost orphan noises I can become the oldest Jolie-Pitt child.
Beet, the last eight words of this post are priceless.
LMAO. Best commentary yet on this event.
The last eight words are unnecessary.
It is that sort of post that perpetuates an old, untrue story. The words were written to garner some giggles from the silly people who revel in the humiliation of others.
It’s unfortunate, because the tables tend to turn. It isn’t nearly so much fun when you’re on the receiving end of unkindness.
Alas, bullies always end up being the biggest babies when push comes to shove.
and i always heard the french hated americans. i guess this family is the exception that proves the rule.
so john mayer’s giant member will be working overtime during the coming weeks, helping jen through this rough time. . .
four brothers and sisters of the newborns. four siblings of the newborns.
not, four brothers and one sister of the newborns.
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HAHAHAH @ the last 8 words!
He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site “R I C H L O V I N G.C O M” yesterday, where the successful and affluent singles and hot girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating! A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site
I lovedlovedloved this! God, it made me laugh. They will probably announce she is pregnant with their next litter before she leaves the hospital!
BUT. The Jen comment was just not cool.
Maddox, Pax and Knox. Hmmmm…
lol @ the last 8 words. :DDDD
I for one am glad it’s over. Hopefully these babies won’t be as ugly as shiloh was when she was born. So will they have more or adopt more? Now Angelina and Brad and their extra special litter can go out and make the world a better place for us pleebs.
Maybe these two kids will slow Angelina and Brad down enough to pay attention to all of them during the day.
why would jen aniston be contemplating suicide over this? that’s just silly. i would much rather be living jen’s life than be a breeding machine like angie. and brad? not so hot these days. i don’t get why everyone assumes jen is so devastated – after all, she was the one to file for divorce.
You ruined that entire post with the last sentence.
Now why dident the PB&J
… oh I coined a new mix… the Pitt, Babies and Jolie
go back to the 3rd world country and give birth? it would of been like
old home week or month for them.
I guess they really are not “into” anymore.
I would imagine it’s going to be exhausting, the only way I could be around that many little one’s is if there were an army of nannies to help me out. I am sure the kids are just find with plenty of supervision and more interesting lives than the usual shuttled off the sitters for 12 hours a day while mommy works, or at preschool until 6:30 at night. I imagine flying off in private jets, and going to see mommy and daddy at work on movies set infinitely more interesting than children’s lives usually are.
Anyway, I wonder why she was in the hospital so early, toxemia maybe? Well at least they are healthy. I did like the quiet suicide jab at humor, but has anyone seen Jennifer in a few days, someone should check on her?
The last 8 words made the post! Beet, I think you could do some stand up.
Oh please. Jennifer Aniston is somewhere jumping up and down on gorgeous John Mayer and laughing her ass off at Brad for getting himself attached to that crazy baby collecting media whore!
oh la la
salade niçoise!
lmaooooo you just made my day.. Made me laugh a lot.. Thanks Beet!
@MW – LMAO!!! I love finding someone who is not on the Saint Angelina Earthmother bandwagon.
Did you know that “4 brothers and sisters” is still correct? lol… 4 siblings as a whole which includes brothers and sisters ;)
I almost shit when I read this ..is this guy serious? I mean ya they are famous and they are Brad Pitt’s kids but for crying out loud this man is acting as if they are a King and Queen of their country! Most ridiculous article I think I have read in a long time. Get a life buddy.
“Oh please. Jennifer Aniston is somewhere jumping up and down on gorgeous John Mayer and laughing her ass off at Brad for getting himself attached to that crazy baby collecting media whore”
And you know her face might be intact but I would bet my last dime, her body is trashed now. Stretch marks can be so nasty!!!
Tell me why not even the children that Angie BIRTHS are from America anymore? GEEZE!
hahahah. oh beet, i’m noticing that like 90% of the people who comment on your blog are whining vaginas. “The last eight words are unnecessary.” boo fucking hoo. these people are celebrities and if they dont have tough enough skin to laugh themselves all the way to the bank then they deserve to be made fun of. how do some of you people even remember to breathe?