Today's Evil Beet Gossip

OMG This is TOTALLY Michael Lohan’s Child!

I don’t need to see no DNA test.

This girl looks JUST like Michael Lohan.

Poor thing!

Lindsay and Ali actually lucked out big time when they got Dina’s end of the gene pool for their facial features.

Little Ashley soon-to-be Lohan gave her first interview to ET. And she doesn’t want to meet her dad! But she DOES want to meet her siblings. No duh!!! Girl smells MONEY!

15 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Ugh. Puke. She definitely has the Lohan Famewhore gene.

    I bet Lindsay can’t WAIT to meet her.

  • lol mom is definitely workin’ it. it seems like the lohans could care less about this issue, while these two here are doing everything they can to bring more media attention to this issue. i don’t like famewhores.

  • She says there was no other way? Yeah, right. She didn’t have to go public in front of the media like this. It could have been done privately and what a great mom, having your little daughter thrown in the middle. Like she won’t have issues later in life!! I don’t know what the mom’s story is but she could have not gotten together with this guy if he was married. Either way it’s tragic.

  • i kind of feel sorry for the poor schmo that she was married to for this whole time.

    “hey everyone, my wife’s a whore and the daughter i thought was mine isn’t. i’m the luckiest guy in the whole world to have this drama played out so publically! as if her cheating on me in the first place wasn’t enough of an insult.”

  • Lindsey should give HIM some money (the cuckolded husband), then laugh in this woman’s face.

  • Yeah i totally agree.. They smell money, they’re faking the crying, and she looks so much like Michael it’s ridiculous…

    I betcha 20 bucks as soon as she gets the last name she tries to be a pop (or maybe “hip hop”) singer.

  • But who knows she had a profile at ++++bl a ck c entury.com~~~~ which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so

  • Sorry? Sorry? Sorry my arse!

    Why the fuck you would want to admit that your child was fathered by Michael Lohan is beyond me, I guess little Ashley wants to become a “talented actress and singer” like Lindsay and Ali and needs Dina’s help….she did such a good job with the other girls…

  • I’ll bet this kid has an agent already. I’m thinking mom wants to turn their 15 minutes of fame into some acting or reality vehicle for the kid because Michael Lohan doesn’t have any cash to pay to pay them. When is that DNA test result going to be made public?

  • @Asta’s comment: Lindsey should give HIM some money (the cuckolded husband), then laugh in this woman’s face.

    YEAH! That’s the best idea I’ve heard so far.. :)