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Okay for Reals Though Angelina Had Her Babies

We were all right the first time.

Angelina Jolie did, in fact, give birth to two babies on Saturday, her doctor confirmed.

And it seems their names are actually Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.

Oh happy day!

The first photos of the little deities could be worth up to $20M.

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  • I actually kind of feel bad for all those kids… they’ll have anything they could ever want in life except privacy.

  • i’m thinking the obsession with this family will die down as they start to get older. i’m sure there will be a new golden couple to focus on since angelina and brad won’t stay hot forever. or maybe they will, who knows.

    i’m surprised they named the girl vivienne, that seems so old fashioned compared to the other names. 20 million, holy mother of all popsicle sticks.

  • I am SO glad those babies were finally born. I am so sick of hearing about when they were coming. I mean, you would think she was giving birth to the next Savior the way they talk about it. They are no more special than any other sweet baby born in this world.

  • I keep thinking:

    Fort Knox and Knox on Wood.

    I’m sure the children on the various world playgrounds they jaunt through will be more creative.

  • I agree, when they do fewer films and start a lower profile lifestyle all this buzz will die down. I am happy if someone is getting 20mil it’s them, most if not all of it will go charity and help lots of other people. Unlike someone like Alba who’s really will need it for income as her husband is not going to do much supporting her and the baby.

  • Different person has different style.My black friends on the page, ~~~~~~~bl a c k c e nt u r y. c o m , also have their own style.And they live a happy life .We can’t comment anyone because we are different.

  • who gives a crap about these two? she isn’t giving birth to the messiah, after all.

  • well one of the kids is named pax so she has to have someone that sounds the same right? knox…what a fukin stupid name! vivien or whatever is ok. but knox?!? wtf was she thinking? and i bet brad didnt have one ounce of say so, he’s just there to hold the diaper bags.