Remember Carson Kressley, the main gay from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? That show that was popular back when we, as a nation, were celebrating our realization that gay people can be on television and it’ll be okay?
I remember I had a huge crush on Kyan from that show. I thought he was just the hottest thing ever. I have this problem with falling in love with gay men. I can’t help it that they’re so damn hot. Anyway one of my coworkers (this was back when I had an office job) emailed me a bunch of photos of Kyan, and I printed them out (on the color printer! take that, profit-sharing!) and posted them on the walls of my cubicle and stared at them adoringly all day long.
We were based in LA but worked very closely with a company in Fort Worth, Texas, and I will tell you that I found a majority of the men from that company (they were almost all men) to be kind, intelligent and open-minded, but some of them were still the stereotypical men who’d been born and bred in Fort Worth, Texas. Old-school cowboy types with old-school cowboy ideas. One older guy in particular was especially Texan, and he was visiting our LA offices when he walked by my cube and saw the pictures of Kyan.
Dude: Oh, is that your boyfriend?
Me: (Genuinely flattered that anyone could believe I’d landed a guy who looks like Kyan.) No, no. He’s just a guy on a TV show that I have a crush on.
Dude: Really? What TV show?
Me: (Realizing now that this isn’t going anywhere good) Um … Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?
Dude: Ahem! What for the What?
Me: (Praying for the best) It’s this show where gay men help straight men learn how to dress and socialize and take better care of themselves.
Dude: And the men on it are homosexuals?
Me: Yes. They’re gay.
Dude: (Pointing to photos on my wall) But this guy isn’t a homosexual.
Me: No, he is. He’s gay.
Dude: He’s gay?
Me: Yes.
Dude: This one? On your wall?
Me: Yes.
Dude: (Truly more perplexed than upset at this point) And … um … so … you … like that?
Me: I just think he’s hot.
Dude: (Gives me strange look, shakes his head) I don’t understand you Los Angeles types.
I realized after that I should have just said “Yes, that’s my boyfriend and he’s a ill-tempered UFC fighter and we’re getting married,” because a coworker of mine told me later that a bunch of the guys went out and got drunk after work that day and this dude was telling everyone, in intimate detail, the things he was sure he’d be able to get me to do in the bedroom if he had the chance. Sexy!
All of this has a point.
Oh, yes, Carson Kressley is shooting a pilot for a daytime talk show for the Lifetime network. The show will focus on “real people” rather than celebrities, who we all know are made of clay.
OH GIRL I HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON HIM 2! I would have been his hag anytime.
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! It’s because he RECOGNIZED him hahaha!!!!
(sorry I hate the lol thingy!)
Carson has got to do something about that hair. Kyan would be so ashamed.
ugh his voice is annoying!
If I remember correctly, he is bi. A big deal was made about it when the word got out. Obviously because the show was supposed to be just gay men. I can’t remember where I read or heard this.
See, Beet? You could’ve really dated him. :)
Beet, that story was HILARIOUS
what’s with that shirt, carson? getting ready to go ice-dancing?
Can I get a refund for the brain cells I just lost reading that?
MW, if you didn’t wanna read it, why are you on this site?
I love that show! Thom and the miracles he would work on their homes was my favorite.
have you ever been to ft worth? or texas? that’s not typical texan. stop being a hypocrite and stereotyping us. ft worth is right outside dallas and dallas is a big city, full of people who can read and write and OMG there are gay people there too!
Dear Mary,
I know you tried to stand up for Texas, but deep down you know it’s pretty much a doo-doo hole.
I know Carson’s lover is Anderson Cooper from CNN, is it not?
I have seen them together at several functions.
Mark
I think he is ugly!!
i hate his voice!!
I JUST HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM!!!!!!!!!
xx