Somebody call the Bunny Ranch!!!!
This little girl has “cash cow” written all over her. (I mean, once she’s an adult, of course.) Seriously I don’t think this child knows the depth of her talents. Forget Cirque du Soleil, kiddo! I’ll teach you how to make the REAL money with this skill. (Once you’re an adult, of course.)
The kids at Defamer call her “one part Cats, one part JonBenét Ramsey, and one part boneless chicken breast.” And that’s about right.
And speaking of JonBenet, new DNA tests have finally exonerated her parents in her murder. JonBenet would have been 18 this year. She was only 6 when she was murdered. In a way, the exoneration of her parents is almost scarier for me. I always thought, “Well, if they didn’t do it, then they know who did,” but it’s looking like that might not be the case. The poor child was probably killed by some stranger pedophile who stalked her after her beauty pageants, which is almost scarier than the thought that she was killed by her parents, because it’s more like “Oh, shit, this could happen to my kid.” They’re currently comparing the killer’s DNA to an expanding nationwide DNA bank. Hopefully they find this crazy jackass. I’m almost never in favor of the death penalty, but for this little fucker I’ll make an exception.
Those are some pretty Perez-like comments. If that was your daughter, I highly doubt you’d consider your comments appropriate.
America’s Got Talent needs to have an age limit, because that little girl is way too young. Kids need to be kids, not prancing around on a talent show trying to win money.
that tail she’s got kept getting in the way and looking like overgrown pubes (see amy winehouse).
You don’t post the headline “Porn Star in the Making” above a video of an 11 year old and proceed to make jokes about her becoming a prostitute. It’s crossing the line, and needless to say, I won’t be visiting your site anymore.
I understand sick sad world being disturbed, but she obviously doesn’t have young boys! I tried to keep mine innocent, but after a second grade classmate (female) explained sodomy (and a few other words) accurately, I knew all hope was lost. Hey, ssw, trust me, the little boys are thinking close to the same thing! (but thanks to dish soap won’t say it)
And I agree about JonBenet, I just wish they had figured it out when there was still a glimmer of hope of finding the creep
Wah wah wah, SSW. I didn’t see anything exploitative in that clip. The tail was a little creepy, yes. What about the troops of Chinese kids that age and younger that perform at Disney World? Should their parents be condemned? Or are they building self-confidence and a good work ethic? You’ll never know. Unless one of them writes a heart-wrenching memoir at age 30 about how horrible their childhood was.
I never realized that JonBenet was so close to my age. That creeps me out a little bit.
A couple friends of mine actually were going to write a musical about her death. Black comedy musical, of course. Okay, slightly tasteless, but one of our professors resembled a less-creepy John Mark Karr, so I don’t think they could resist. It was never written, though. Damn shame.
Ha ha ha! Or should I say waa waa waa! SSW was obviously all excited about porn only to be disappointed by one of the minority of people on earth that can kiss their own ass.
People in the states are soooo uptight… RELAX and have a sense of humor. It’s not like Evil Beet walked up to her and her mother, pointed at her, and said: “You are a bendy whore and should be in porn!” or went on TV and said “I want to cut your daughters nuts off!” :-) Ha ha ha!
Whoever wrote this is a sick bastard. How could you even say some sick shit like that? Like putting “once she’s an adult, of course” makes you any less of a pedophile.
@Down Unda Says
Stay down unda b/c the ppl in the ‘states’ have values and morals. Something you apparently don’t have.
Do you mean if the acrobat princess lives through her rough childhood she will be a porn star like Jonbenet could have been; if the pedophile, rape-snuff movie hadn’t gone so terribly wrong?
don’t worry, beet– not all of us think you are a “pedophile” (to quote AND…) for writing this post.
maybe not a porn star, anyway, but definitely a geisha.
*Most* females don’t sexualize little girls… but I see Beet do it a lot on this site. It is kind of icky and I suspect that someone has some pretty sick fantasies.
Ever babysit little girls Beet? I hope not. I wouldn’t feel comfortable leaving my pretty babies with you.
A lot of this is just not normal stuff to write/say. You can call it attention getting but it’s a whole lot more than that.
Trust me not everyone watching a clip like this thinks like that about a little girl. I’m sure some nasty guys might. But not normal young women.
Oh get a life!!!
For the love of God, “morals and values?”
Who the fuck are you, Ned Flanders?
I’ll mail you a nickel and you can go buy yourself a sense of humor.
I’m pretty certain Evil Beet isn’t going to give up her job and wait around for the kid to reach adulthood so she could actually “teach her a thing or two.”
You must be from one of those “blue states” you uptight fuck.
i get it… some people ACTUALLY take everything beet says seriously and literally. you believe she ACTUALLY thinks this kid will be a porn star? really?
gullible much?
@Down Unda: You go, you!!! *cracks up* ;-)
Lmfao.. very funny..
What the fucks up with “females don’t sexualize little girls”??? lmao… So, just because we speak our mind, means we’re sick that way?? grow the fuck up people.
Nobody’s doing anything wrong here, the girl looks like that, nobody’s making shit up, besides, that would be her parents problem for letting her go out like that anyway..
It’s like that other girl, Jonbenet, they’re all like, omg!! she was raped and killed!! not to mention it was like 100 years ago, but ah well…. thanks to her parents who used to let her go out dressed up like a classy hooker. That’s it.
You don’t want people thinking shit about your kids, then let them be kids and dont let them go out dressed up like hookers. Period..
They go out like that but then WE are sick for thinking they look like sluts.. like, wtf!!
And now, leave Beet alone, it’s her opinion, and you dont have to agree with anything anybody says in this site. You dont like it? then leave. And save the mean comments for next time you talk to your mother. Thanks.
@ sick sad world: “needless to say, I won’t be visiting your site anymore”
Wanna bet? You will so need to check out how your douchnozzle comments went over among those of us with a sense of humor.
Beet is a funny motherfucker. Examine your own issues before you spend time on any blog.
I guess the clip is only available in the US-of-Fucking-A.
Down Unda, those are red states. The cool people are from the blue states.
Beet didn’t put eight pounds of makeup on that little girl. Who’s sexualizing her? Obviously her parents or the tv show.
The only thing worse than a female prostitute is a slut who dresses like a whore. Remember ladies, if you don’t make them pay for it, they won’t value you.
Have you never heard of an ACROBAT, Beet? This post is just stupid.
Things change, the world is different today than many years ago because of the internet. Kids are watching porn at home in their own rooms from a computer, Nothing stays the same. Move on.
@ Atsa… Oh, I was thinking blue balls must = blue states. My bad. :-)
Haha! Charming as usual, Down Unda.
Go Beet! Me love you long time (not that way, but you know what I mean). Boo haters! You are just mad because you dress your kids up that way and we make fun of them.
Me thinks Beet writes some of these comments herself.
You have a great sense of humor, that’s why I’m here, don’t change because some of Bush’s friends don’t like what you have to say, shit they tried to get Mapplethorpe banned from a museum show- communist bastards!!!!
(funny shit though!!!!! can you imagine her website!?!? Done in a dali-esque manner hahaha!!!!! : )
I don’t get why the audience is freaking out so much. She’s trained as a contortionist, and in that world this kind of flexibility isn’t anything new.
It’s the false eyelashes and the makeup, yo! *sheesh*
I would enjoy Jon Benet and like this one also. They want sex to.
oh yes i would go to the bunny ranch for that …… of course when shes 18! hahaha i dont see why everyones getting so up set about the comments or the title? what should be more disturbing is they were looking FOR A PORNSTAR IN THE MAKING!!!
on a side note i dont need to go the bunny ranch. I own a black van and have puppies
hahaha