People.com has a first listen to Ali Lohan’s single, “All the Way Around.”
Listen to it here.
Ali says she’s different from Miley Cyrus: “She’s really good. But I have different music than her. It’s a different vibe – it’s definitely a different vibe. Mine is more hip-hop. Kind of like Rihanna.â€
Sigh.
Somewhere, Rihanna is rolling her eyes.
The only difference between Ali and Miley is that Ali’s single is actually more treacly than Miley’s stuff.
Nothing original whatsoever about this.
In fairness, she’s 14, but I just don’t see a career for her unless she starts getting out of cars without wearing underwear. And I can’t even run those pics for a few more years, so she should just finish high school and try this again when she can legally “leak” nude pics of herself.
She just repeats herself a lot and a lot of ohhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaa in the beginning
Someday I hope someone will hold an umbrella for me while I look on.
Is someone actually holding an umbrella over that cunt’s head?!
honestly…it’s ok. Nothing spesh. I wouldn’t pay money for it, or go looking for it on the radio. it just is…like her.
That song is all studio tricks making her sound better than she should.
Well, I made it the one minute mark, then I started to cry. She sounds like she has Asthma, which I think she does. I hope she stops.
I just can’t get how these kids sing about love etc. They are so experienced I guess. Blah! I just don’t like her.
its not Rihanna …is very JoJo
It’s just plain awful.
This girl should just stop this madness before her mother sets up tour dates in the next year.
She needs to wash that make up off her face.
No 14 year old needs that much crap caked on her face.
She’s pretty ugly, too.
Hey, Dina!
omg this song is so catchyyyyyyyyyyy! i kinda sorta maybe just like it =x
its been stuck in my head for a long time
Yeah, um, that sucked. No range, obvious equalizer, sounds nasaly and the back-up singers are much better than her.
That song is horrible….Ugh
she sounds like shit
*YAWN* Boring
She needs to hurry up and date a super ugly chick that wears a man costume around like her sister does. Then she’ll get noticed.
She needs to ditch that drag queen look.
I wish the girl all the luck in the world but no 14 year old needs that amount of make-up; I feel she’d probably look better without it.
The single is just generic pop, nothing special, not particularly catchy or memorable but she’ll gain experience.
p.s: MW ” hey Dina!”
LOL!!
Wonder how long it will take her to find this page ;)
Her voice ugh I couldn’t get past the 30 sec mark. I was sorely tempted to stab out my eardrums.
oversynthesized shit.
oh and she acts like a spoiled brat on her show. these new reality tv turned music stars forget that they spent the last six months making douchebags of themselves on TV unlike other successful music stars. (i’m talking to you, heidi montag)
not only does she look like a 40 year old soccer mom but she sings like one too.
love the concept “all the way around.” hate the singing. indifferent to the singer. looks like another 14 year old wanna be.
I watched two episodes of that “living lohan” show last weekend….she’s a bigger bitch than Dina! I didn’t think that was possible. As for the song, it’s as horrible as you’d expect from the talentless Lohan family.
Umm…they really must have done some “magic” with this track, because her voice on the track doesn’t sound ANYTHING like it did when they taped her recording the track for the stupid reality show. Her voice actually sounds decent on the track, which will leave those unfortunate souls who purchase her tour tickets (if she so happens to tour) very disappointed when they hear how she really sounds.
Waa waa waaaaaaaaaaaa.
really beet i want some more vagina shots. you need to set up another ‘secret’ blog and link them to it
Gosh, her soul is in pain people. Be nice.
Hahaha, I’m an asshole.
Um. I would bet every penny I have that she doesn’t sound like that live. Unfortunately, hearing the song for the second time somehow made it a teensy bit better. Damn. I didn’t just admit that.
She looks like a 35 year old has been. As in has been nothing but a spoiled follow my sister talentless bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I give so little a shit about this nothing-girl I know the song sucks so I won’t even bother to listen. Poor little horse face.
I could only get one minute into it before I had to turn it off. I can’t believe she compared herself to Rihanna… Also can’t believe people think she’s on the level of miley cyrus. This bitch just pisses me off.
You should talk about miranda cosgrove sometime… she sings the theme for the show she’s on and it’s actually not terrible. But then again she was on school of rock, a movie that cast all talented musicians for the students… even though she doesn’t sing it, you know she had to have some kind of musical talent.
lmao great! Thanks Beet… My daughter now likes this song… Here we go again… And i hate hanna banana too, but my daughter just loves them chicks.. If she liked britney i would be happier…
But ah well.. I keep wondering how come ali looks older than her own mother?… Is she really 14??.. She looks 35 or something…
Ali Lohan’s first appearance may have been this 2005 TRL one with her sister. In case one wants to know the intensity or longevity of her older sister’s clearly romantic relationship with a certain skinny DJ you can get an idea at 4:55 and 7:25. The host is clearly puzzled the second time but it’s evident that Lohan has one special person on her mind. The video is not the best! Beet, this is for you!!!
http://www.vbox7.com/play:98e0859f
Sadly, I kinda like the song. Especially after listening to “Higher” again. This song fucking rocks in comparison.
This is exactly where music is heading. This twerp had the AUDACITY to ‘compare’ herself in any way to, RIHANNA?!?!?!?!??!?! I mean Rihanna is not the most original artist of ALL TIME but she is a fuck load better then this future crotch flasher. HER VOICE IS CRACKING. And sorry, I never buy the “I’m going to extend this note so it sounds like I can….’sing’.” Who produced this garbage? Oh, and I like how they have that sickly suck melody in the background that sounds like it belongs in a Tampon add.
Ok I had to turn that off once she got to the chorus it was that bad. and half of the song is digitized anyway so its not like its her real singing. And also she does look like shes at least thirty, there is no way shes 14.
Ok lets see her sing this shit live! How dare she compare herself to Rhianna the only reason it sounds half way decent is because she has someone synthesizing the SHIT OUT OF IT!! When is there going to be a good new artist..shes 14 and singing about shit she hasnt even experienced. Lets at least wait till shes 21 and a crack whore like her sister PLEASE!
The only difference between Ali and Miley is that Ali’s single is actually more treacly than Miley’s stuff.
you write:
“…Nothing original whatsoever about this.
In fairness, she’s 14, but I just don’t see a career for her unless she starts getting out of cars without wearing underwear. And I can’t even run those pics for a few more years, so she should just finish high school and try this again when she can legally “leak” nude pics of herself.”
Huh? The rendition is hardly treacle. It’s actually quite charming, and Ali’s personality shines through. I haven’t listened close enough as of yet to see if the Maloof’s producers have messed with Al’s timing and so forth, but the rhythm has an intriguing, unique gait: something different, fresh?
Nice that she classes herself with Rihanna. Cuz I hate that trick too.
poor Ali no one deserves to be criticized this cruely especially a developing teen.people need to stop talking so much shit. but i do agree on da make up but she is still adorable. i love her and Lindsay. i cant blieve sum1 called da Lohans talentless, if they watch da show they will see Dina can fucken dance her ass off i dnt know any mother who can do da splits like her and Lindsay is a hell of an actress!
hola ali
hola ali eres chica super kool !! me encanta tda tu family te admiro ?¡¡
Sometimes I think she’s too proud of herself, but I don´t care. She’s a great singer and I loved her new song.
She can wear all the make up she wants, she can do everything she wants – with limits of course.
Stop writing bad things!
Bye!!
Eli.
At least she can sing better ( and look prettier) than her sister.
I don’t really think she is a professional artist, because it takes alot of work for it and to be passionate about it as career.
But to my opinion knowing she’s 14, I think she will be better off than her stupid cokeheaded sister, Lindsay.