Cindy Brady Has Some Serious Problems

Okay, I’m awake, but only briefly. I plan to return to the comfort of my bed soon. Just wanted to check to see if anything super-important had happened since the time I went to bed (6 am) and now.

Nothing has, except my aunt emailed me to tell me that she’d heard on the radio that Samantha Ronson bought Lindsay Lohan a $20K engagement ring. I haven’t been able to find any confirmation of this, but there you go. Truly, nothing would make me happier than a SamLo engagement, but I think the ring would be more expensive than that.

Now, onto the alcoholic of the moment, Cindy Brady aka Susan Olsen. I’ve included the video of her being hungover and almost puking during a radio station.

But it gets more disturbing than that.

After the show, Olsen told KKTV she was hungover after having “plenty of wine” the night before. She responded to a question about running to the bathroom by saying, “Of course I threw up in the bathroom, it was better than throwing up on their face.”

Olsen added she was not ashamed to have her 10-year-old son, who was by her side, see her in this state. “That’s the way kids learn,” she said.

When defending her reason for telling all, Olsen said, “I’m a very, very, very honest person. I also am a person who doesn’t drink.”

Um, did you see or hear that kid during the interview? This is obviously a child who is used to watching his mother get fall-down drunk every single night. This is not the way kids learn. This is the way kids end up in years of therapy. You are not a person who doesn’t drink, Susan Olsen. Nobody buying what you’re selling. Get thee to a rehabbery.