Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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This Celine Dion/Anastacia cover of AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" has been voted the worst cover of all time by Total Guitar magazine. Meredith Brooks accompanies on guitar. I really wish Celine would try this as a ballad. That's about the only way it could be funnier. /> This Celine Dion/Anastacia cover of AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" has been voted the worst cover of all time by Total Guitar magazine. Meredith Brooks accompanies on guitar. I really wish Celine would try this as a ballad. That's about the only way it could be funnier....

Disney’s Got Another Hit on Their Hands

Camp Rock averaged 8.9 million viewers during its Friday premiere -- an even bigger "opening" than the original HSM. And, with that, we welcome with open arms the beautiful, talented and hopefully rehab-bound Demi Lovato to the future ranks of Tabloid Covers Disney Created. Congratulations, Demi. Let me buy you a drink. /> Camp Rock averaged 8.9 million viewers during its Friday premiere -- an even bigger "opening" than the original HSM. And, with that, we welcome with open arms the beautiful, talented and hopefully rehab-bound Demi Lovato to the future ranks of Tabloid Covers Disney Created. Congratulations, Demi. Let me buy you a drink....

Give It Up, Donald

Donald Trump is back to pulling strings at the NY Post to try to get people to care about the next edition of Celebrity Apprentice, which no one cares about. I can't even believe that shit is still on the air. I swear the last time I gave a shit about The Apprentice was at some point during the Vietnam War. Anyway, Donald's planted this item: HEATHER Mills was able to extract $50 million from her marriage to Paul McCartney, but how will she fare on "Celebrity Apprentice"? Producers have as...

What Happened Here?

It looks like Father Time took Molly Ringwald out to the shed and raped her. Seriously what the fuck happened here? It's like her lips couldn't take any more Botox so they just started injecting it into her chin. All twenty vials. Here's Molly at the Dr. Frank Ryan Bony Pony Ranch Foundation fundraiser in LA. When I first heard the name of the charity, I was like "That's a rather insensitive name for an eating disorder treatment center, don't you think?" But, no, it's a camp fo...

Rebels with a Cause: Matthew McConaughey

Seriously this video looks like the Sharks and the Jets all over again. A bunch of teenage surfers caused a scene on a Malibu beach this weekend, when they attacked some paparazzi trying to get photos of Matthew McConaughey surfing. It actually gets pretty brutal toward the end. I mean, far be it from me to stand up for the paparazzi (I just pay them), but these kids come off as total tools here. They yell at the photogs to "get a real job," but when a photog asks them what they do for a li...

RIP Scott Kalitta

I've recently started watching reruns of the A&E show Driving Force, about Funny Car driver John Force and his daughters, so this piece of news struck a chord for me. Funny Car driver Scott Kalitta, age 46, was killed this weekend when his car went out of control and crashed at the Lucas Oil NHRA SuperNationals. He leaves behind his wife and two sons. I have to admit that this kind of racing is something I just don't understand. Why would anyone want to participate in a sport that's so da...

RIP George Carlin

George Carlin, the provocative comedian who broke all sorts of barriers, has died of heart failure at the age of 71. Mr. Carlin, thank you for your years of fighting the good fight. /> George Carlin, the provocative comedian who broke all sorts of barriers, has died of heart failure at the age of 71. Mr. Carlin, thank you for your years of fighting the good fight. ...

Holy Fucking Hell: Video of John Graziano’s Injuries

I guess the Graziano family was so pissed off about Hulk Hogan's remarks about their son's condition being "God's will" that they released this video of a typical day in John's life. The video is after the jump and it's very disturbing. He literally has a huge hole in the top of his head. If this video had been released by someone other than the family, I probably wouldn't have run it. But if they wanted the public to see this, then fine, I think the public should see it. I'm personally no...

Amy Winehouse Has TB Crack in Her Lungs

While my dad and I were driving up the west coast this weekend, the radio DJs on Sirius kept talking about how word on the street is that Amy Winehouse might have tuberculosis. I nearly spit out my Red Bull. "Amy Winehouse does not have tuberculosis," I told my dad. "Amy Winehouse has crack in her lungs." And Amy's own father agrees. "With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up," Mitch Winehouse tells the Sunday Mirror in the U.K. "There are nodules around...