Today's Evil Beet Gossip

PUPPY ALERT!

Jaclyn Smith brought an adorable puppy to the Shear Genius season two launch event. I have no idea why she brought this puppy, but it sure was an effective way to get me to write about her. This puppy is not as adorable as Leo, though, who has quickly made my old, fat cats his new playmates, much to their chagrin. He follows Max around the house, sniffing at his ass. It's like the funniest thing ever. It looks like Max has a permanent ass growth -- this little puppy who just trots along b...

And It Begins!

With the success of Camp Rock, Demi Lovato is a certified Disney starlet. And of course her semi-estranged father is taking advantage of it! He gave an interview to Star Magazine, where he blabs about his relationship with his daughter, no doubt in exchange for a nice sum of money. "She'll always be 'my partner' — that's what we've always called each other," Patrick Lovato tells Star in an exclusive interview. "We have a special relationship that'll never change, no matter how...

I Think I’ve Figured Out Why Benji Madden Always Wears That Hat

He has to compete with Paris' heels! If it weren't for that big-ass hat, Paris would look way taller than him. She kind of does anyway ... Here's Paris and Benji doing some shopping in LA. Paris recently clarified that story about her trying to buy a puppy for a photo shoot, saying that "I wasn't looking for a new pet. I wasn't even at a photo shoot that day. Puppies are not accessories or toys."...

I BET You’ll Love These Pictures from the BET Awards

Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! Does my wit know no bounds? Tons of hot celebs hit the red carpet for the BET awards in LA on Tuesday, but tragically it was one of those things where they scheduled the red carpet outside at like 3 pm with celebs facing the sun on a bright day in LA with no shade and so of course everyone is squinting and their make-up looks too harsh, etc, etc. When will people learn to put these daytime red carpets under some shade? It's so annoying. Anyway, here's ANTM al...

Ruben Studdard’s Getting Married!

Congrats to American Idol winner Ruben Studdard, who's planning a big Southern-style wedding to his fiancee, Surata Zuri McCants, in Alabama on Saturday. Ruben plans to have 20 groomsmen at the wedding, which will be held in the Mountainbrook neighborhood of Birmingham. This photo was taken at the American Idol Season 7 finale, and what I just can't figure out is why the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power was advertising on the backdrop. Like, we don't exactly have a choice. If you wan...

Kathy Griffin Says She Never Let Steve Wozniak Put It In Her

"We were dating," says Kathy about her relationship with billionaire Steve Wozniak, "but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything! The truth is, we really were friends the whole time." Aw, Steve Wozniak looks like such a sweet little teddy bear, but, I have to admit, even for a shot at his billions, I probably wouldn't have let him toss it in, either. He just doesn't do it for me, ya know? I think it's the fact that he actually looks like a teddy bear. Beady little eyes, fuzzy face, ...

Mary-Kate Olsen Scores Guest Role on Samantha Who

While her twin sister is busy porking Justin Bartha and looking fabulous on red carpets, Mary-Kate is busy ... well ... actually working. Mary-Kate -- who recently won over audiences with an extended guest spot on Weeds -- just spent two days on the set of Samantha Who, where she plays -- you guessed it! -- a "self-destructive bad girl." "She showed up alone, ready to work, is great on set and is serious about the job," says the show's executive producer. "This is a girl who's been in fro...

Quotables

“Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, an...

Anne Hathaway’s Ex-Boyfriend Arrested for All Sorts of Fun Things

OMG we've actually found something interesting about Anne Hathaway! Unfortunately, she already dumped him ... Anne's ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, has been arrested on wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering charges. He's due in Manhattan federal court on Tuesday. Yes, federal. This is some hardcore shit, people. He is accused of falsely telling an investor that he had been appointed as the chief financial officer of the Vatican. Authorities say he claimed that, as a result o...