The results are in! The celebrity with the biggest ego -- with nearly 20% of your votes -- is Perez Hilton himself! Although most of you qualified your responses with "(well, he's not really a 'celebrity')". The runner-up is his namesake, Paris Hilton. The teacher has become the student! Rounding out the top egos are Kanye West, Mario Lopez, Tom Cruise, and Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt. Other amusing suggestions: Max Beet (my cat) Kim Kardashian Tinkerbell Hilton Cisco Adler'...

So Bill Murray totally got ass-raped in his divorce from his wife, Jennifer Butler Murray. I'll pause here while you all hurry to the comment section to remind me that rape jokes are not funny. See, I think a rape joke delivered by, say, Mike Tyson, is not funny. Well, perhaps funny in the awkward silence that would inevitably follow, while you're all looking at each other like, "Did Mike Tyson just make a rape joke? If we laugh, does that make us horrible people? If we don't laugh, will he rape...

Check out this fun footage of Tim McGraw personally roughing up a front-row fan who was attacking a young woman during his rendition of "Indian Outlaw." He grabs the man -- wife-beater and all -- pulls him up on stage and then kicks his drunk, loser ass out of the show. Awesome. /> Check out this fun footage of Tim McGraw personally roughing up a front-row fan who was attacking a young woman during his rendition of "Indian Outlaw." He grabs the man -- wife-beater and all -- pulls him up on stage and then kicks his drunk, loser ass out of the show. Awesome. ...

As I told you guys a couple weeks ago, it appears Madonna is moving forward with a divorce from Guy Ritchie. Madonna is currently working with Paul McCartney's divorce attorney on preparing her divorce from Guy Ritchie. Sources continue to confirm that the two did NOT have a pre-nup, so currently Guy stands to take 50% of Madonna's net worth -- which is, by modest estimates, A WHOLE FREAKIN' LOT. Tellingly, there's been no denial from Madonna's camp about these reports. ...

Lindsay Lohan's new album will hit stores November 4. It's called Spirit in the Dark, and the debut single, "Playground," will be released to radio in September. Apparently that "Bossy" track was just "leaked" to generate buzz. Dude, is it wrong that I'm really excited about this? Hell, if it's wrong, I don't wanna be right! I swear if Lindsay actually tours to promote this album (unlikely) I'm buying freakin' tickets and I'm going. ...

Naomi Campbell has been uninvited from appearing on stage at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday party -- by Nelson Mandela himself! The former South African leader is alleged to have made the decision after Campbell was sentenced to 200 hours community service and fined $4,500 (GBP2,250) after pleading guilty to assaulting two police officers on board a British Airways plane at London's Heathrow Airport. A source tells the Britain's The Daily Mail, "The man himself intervened and she was pu...

In the '90s you knew her as a bad-ass actress, but now she's a big fancy grown-up who just made her directorial debut with a film that showed at the Los Angeles Film Festival. Who's this celeb? Jump in to find out. Read More...

Um, have I mentioned lately how hard you guys totally rock my world? I love you guys so much. Soooo much. Your responses to the EGO Cup challenge are cracking me up. I'm actually compiling them all and planning to make a bar graph when it's all over so you guys can see what each other said. So even if you don't want to win the EGO Cup (even though it rocks), I'd encourage you to send me an email stating who you think the celeb with the biggest ego is and why, because I'm really just having way too much fun readin...