Today's Evil Beet Gossip

No One Wants the Real World in Brooklyn

The Real World: Brooklyn? Seriously? Look. I've lived in Brooklyn. And, while I found it to be lovely and the people to be extremely friendly, it's a lot farther from the glitz and glamour of Manhattan than the infamous F train would lead you to believe (20 minutes to Manhattan? Sure, after you've waited 30 minutes for the train. Which is running on the G line tonight. Without any notice. So you're actually going to go to Queens first, but don't worry, you can pick up the 7 at Court. The...

Whoops!

Although Sarah Jessica Parker was assured the dress she wore to the Sex and the City NYC premiere had not been worn publicly by anyone else, that turned out to not be true at all. The Nina Ricci gown designed by Olivier Theyskens had been worn by socialite Lauren Santo Domingo at the Met ball less than a month earlier, and Lindsay Lohan wore it for a Harper's Bazaar shoot. Gasp! Says Sarah: “In the big picture, this is not important, but there is a relationship between the ente...

Tatum O’Neal Busted for Trying to Buy Crack

Actress Tatum O'Neal, age 44, was busted on Sunday on the Lower East Side, trying to buy crack and cocaine. "When the police approached, she asked them, 'You know who I am, right?' " one source said. "Then she said, 'I'm researching a part - I'm doing this for a part as a junkie.' " The source said detectives found a pipe on O'Neal, daughter of actor Ryan O'Neal. The pipe and screen were clean. "Then she said she'd been clean for two years, and that she'd just came out today,"...

Four Skinny Women from New York Kick Harrison Ford’s Ass

Sex and the City brought in a whopping $55.7M this weekend, nearly twice what analysts had predicted. Indiana Jones slipped to #2, bringing in only $46M in its second weekend. The film put up numbers never before seen for a movie aimed mainly at women, who do not tend to rush out in huge numbers for opening weekends the way males do. In fact, it had the best debut ever for an R-rated comedy. Congrats, ladies!...

What’s in the Bottle, Lindsay?

La Lohan goes shopping in Hollywood with some friends. She later changed clothes and went shopping in Hollywood again, in the same afternoon. And I'm only running one of the sets of pictures, because I am not going to pay for two fucking photos just because your ass changed clothes, Lindsay. Homey don't play that. Get a real job, Linds. So I was trying to decide which set of clothes to use for the photo, and I decided on this set because it gives you guys the opportunity to make fun of...