Turns out the Real Worlders will live in a $6M pad high above the Jay St/Borough hall subway stop. (And, yes, it'll have a jacuzzi.) So they're really just one subway stop from Manhattan, where they can go to get drunk and fight once they realize there's not actually anything to do in Brooklyn. You didn't really think they were going to put them in Bed-Stuy, did you? />Turns out the Real Worlders will live in a $6M pad high above the Jay St/Borough hall subway stop. (And, yes, it'll have a jacuzzi.) So they're really just one subway stop from Manhattan, where they can go to get drunk and fight once they realize there's not actually anything to do in Brooklyn. You didn't really think they were going to put them in Bed-Stuy, did you? ...

"Know that show about teenagers in NY? Yes that one. Which one of the cuties on the show is going to be spending much of the time in between seasons in a little place we like to call rehab?"

My money's on Chace Crawford. Anyone disagree? [source] />...

Her ex Ryan Reynolds may be engaged to ScarJo, but word on the street is that Alanis Morrissette has a bun in the oven. She's apparently been skipping the alcohol at the parties she's been to recently. Her reps had no comment. Hm. As far as I know, Alanis isn't dating anyone right now. So who would the baby daddy be? ...

Congrats to Jack Black! His wife Tanya gave birth to the couple's second son, Jack Black Jr., last week. Junior has a two-year-old brother, Samuel. ...

Look who's getting cozy on Courteney Cox's balcony! It's Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer! Jen took John to hang out with her BFF over the weekend. This must be serious! [Image via Splash]...

Strange but true. Pitt has signed on as the designer of a luxury eco-friendly hotel to be built Dubai. "Whilst acting is my career, architecture is my passion," said Brad in a statement. Whilst, Brad? Really? "Whilst I live in the 21st century, I prefer to issue statements as though it were 1846," he added. And -- architecture is your passion? Did you passionately pursue the seven years of schooling that other passionate architects go through whilst you were making millions of dollars as an act...

Finally! A chance for Courtenay Semel to be famous for something other than Filthy Rich Cattle Drive and a brief fling with Lindsay Lohan! Yahoo CEO Terry Semel (who's Courtenay's dad), is reportedly in talks to buy talent agency IMG for around $2 or $3 billion. Because that's about what it's gonna cost to get Courtenay's beat-with-an-ugly-stick face cast in a film. ...

Says Angie in a recent interview: "I think sometimes you have to distance yourself from relationships you feel are unhealthy for you. But we have spoken recently and we are going to try to get to know each other and maybe try not to be this daddy and daughter, but to be there for each other as friends in the coming years." I don't know why this makes me so happy, but it does. Family forgiveness is awesome. And it's great that those kids might have another granddaddy in their lives. Granddaddi...

Little Ashley Olsen is looking fantastic lately! A smile on her face! Curls in her hair! A healthy weight! I'm loving it! A possible reason for Ashley's newfound happiness: her burgeoning relationship with National Treasure hottie Justin Bartha, who's Lydia Hearst's ex. Seriously, why do these girls always recycle each other's guys? There are like three billion men on the planet. Do you all have to date the same fifty of them over and over again? I've actually managed to go my ent...

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Christina Aguilera seems to be enjoying her post-pregnancy tits a lot more than her post-pregnancy child. It seems like homegirl's out on the town damn near every night. Contrast that with Nicole Richie, who's just barely been on the scene at all since she gave birth on the same day. I guess motherhood works differently for everyone. I mean, I can't talk, because I've never had a human child, but I'll tell you that, even now, I really hate going anywhere that I can't bring Leo. And he's a f...

Being gay in Hollywood is finally profitable. Lindsay Lohan was reportedly offered $1M by OK! magazine for a cover story proclaiming her lady-loving ways. Says Lohan's rep: "They sent offers and we passed." Says OK!: "We don't comment on future editorial." Note that Lohan's rep didn't say "we passed because Lindsay's not getting all lover-style with SamRo." Sources say that the talks are, in fact, still in progress, and that Lindsay wants it to happen, mostly because she needs the cas...