Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tatum O’Neal is Grateful for Crack Bust

After getting busted for buying crack on the streets of NY, recovering actress Tatum O'Neal says she's actually pleased about the arrest. She claims she hasn't actually relapsed -- thanks to the cops. "I'm still sober!" she says. "Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me! I was saved by the bell, by the guys in the Seventh Precinct." Tatum explains her predicament further: "There's no excuse for what I did. I lost my Scottish terrier, Lena, [t...

Musical Boyfriends

Who was Cameron Diaz spotted out on the town with this weekend? Jennifer Aniston's ex, model Paul Sculfor. "They looked really flirty," says a source of the pair's dinner at Santa Monica's Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi on Sunday night, "She was laughing really loud at all of his jokes. It looked like a date." After two hours, Diaz, 36, and Sculfor, 37, left the restaurant together. Though Sculfor attempted to open her door, his chivalrous move was foiled when they were approached by a waiting photo...

Ick!!!

Jamie-Lynn Sigler is such a pretty girl, but she needs a new stylist, stat! She's newly single, and she's just had a hopeless, endless string of red-carpet misses. It's like she's not even trying. Like, I know you've put on weight, Jamie, and I know that's hard for you to cope with, but it doesn't mean you have to wear a black fucking Hefty bag to every freaking event. Look at Jennifer Hudson. She's a bigger girl -- much bigger than you, dear -- and she almost always looks fabulous. Have ...

OMFG Someone’s Impersonating Angelina Jolie’s Assistant

Apparently the (untrue) story of Angelina giving birth last week was part of a larger problem: someone is misleading the media by pretending to be Angelina Jolie's longtime assistant, Holly Goline. Angie's lawyers circulated a letter warning of the impostor yesterday: "A random individual has engaged in a scheme to intentionally harm my client and deceive her fans, the public and the media through illegal and tortuous impersonation of Ms Jolie’s long-time assistant, Holly," the letter...

Quotables

"I can buy porn or kill someone in war, but I can't have a glass of wine. If I could change one thing about America, it would be its ridiculous age limits on things. That's why I love visiting Britain. I can walk into a bar and order a drink without having to show my passport. That's so cool." Eighteen-year-old Hayden Panettiere. Hells yeah, Hayden! I think our Presidential candidates should have a new running platform: a lowering of the drinking age for Hayden Panettiere. Because ...

Brangelina Baby Pics Could Bring in Over $15M

Fifteen million dollars. That's where bidding is reportedly at for the first exclusive pics of the Brangelina twinsies, when they're born. And it's expected to go a LOT higher. The two mags left in the running are OK! magazine and People magazine. Brad and Angelina will donate the money to charity. OMG. $15 million??? We can't come up with that sort of cash here at EB, but if there's some way I could exchange lots sexual favors with someone (or someones?) to get us those pics exclu...