Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney’s Making a Music Video for “Radar”

She's back in full force! Britney's flying to England next week, where she'll shoot the music video for her next single, "Radar." I was really hoping "Toy Soldier" would be her next single -- I think "Radar" kinda sucks -- but whatever. "The theme is her and her girlfriends are going to be looking all around London trying to find a boy who she met in a club. Every time they think they have him, it's someone else," Brit's manager Larry Rudolph says. Apparently she'll also be co-directing the video...

My Sloppy Joe Recipe

I seriously have not heard this much interest in Sloppy Joes since the fourth grade. I actually got text messages from friends this morning asking for my Sloppy Joe recipe. So here's the recipe that I found online: * 1 pound ground beef or cube steaks, chopped * 1 medium onion * 1 1/2 tablespoon Flour * 2/3 cup ketchup * 3/4 cup Coca-Cola or Pepsi or RC Cola * 2 tablespoon vinegar * 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce * 1 teaspoon honey * 1 teaspoo...

Vin Diesel’s Girlfriend Had a Baby. In April.

Whatever. Vin Diesel's model girlfriend, Paloma Jimenez, welcomed the couple's baby girl. On April 2. And we're just now getting around to issuing press releases about it. Like, I understand waiting until a pregnancy's three months in before making any announcement. But are we now waiting until the baby's been born for a full trimester before confirming birth? Like, just in case there's a really, really, really late-term miscarriage? Either make an announcement or don't. But don't make it two months after the birth. That's just tacky....

Did You Guys See Cloverfield?

I just watched it on Pay-Per-View. At home, with my dog. Also, I made myself Sloppy Joes tonight. And then ate them alone. Because that is the pathetic existence that I lead. They were DAMN good Sloppy Joes, too. I read somewhere to put Pepsi in the mix, so I did, and it was phenomenal. And it was just so sad, because the Sloppy Joes were so good, and I had no one to share them with. No one to be like, "Damn, you made really good Sloppy Joes!" I'm resorting to telling you guys, so that someon...

I Guess Kimberly Caldwell’s Dating David Cook

I'd heard something about this before, but the two of them were spotted together at a Dodgers game, where Kimberly was singing the National Anthem. “They were all cute and cuddly,” says an eyewitness. “They definitely looked like couple. But they were acting like they wanted to keep it low key.” Also: Can you believe this is what Kimberly Caldwell looks like now? Weird. Although I have to give the girl some credit for the fact that she still has some semblance of a career. ...