Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Fun with YouTube: The Refreshments, “Banditos”

Oh, man. So I've been checking out some of the public playlists on my Rhapsody account. One of them was called, like, "Hits of the 90s" or something like that. It has about 150 songs on it. I'm obsessed with this playlist. It's phenomenal. This song just came on, and I was like "HOLY SHIT THIS SONG ROCKS!!!" I'd totally forgotten about it. Other little forgotten gems on the list: Ben Folds, "Brick" Blind Melon, "No Rain" BoDeans, "Closer to Free" Goo Goo Dolls, "Slide" Hole, "Malibu" Cake, "Short Skirt Long Jacket" Marcy Playground, "Sex and Candy" R.E.M., "Man on the Moon" Sarah McLachlin, "Adia" Sheryl Crow, "Strong Enough" Soundgarden, "Black Hole Sun" The Verve Pipe, "The Freshmen" Weezer, "Buddy Holly" New Radicals, "You Get What You Give" Jane's Addiction, "Jane Says" Third Eye Blind, "Semi-charmed Life" OMG you guys there's just too many to list. I feel like I'm in high school again!!! /> Oh, man. So I've been checking out some of the public playlists on my Rhapsody account. One of them was called, like, "Hits of the 90s" or something like that. It has about 150 songs on it. I'm obsessed with this playlist. It's phenomenal. This song just came on, and I was like "HOLY SHIT THIS SONG ROCKS!!!" I'd totally forgotten about it. Other little forgotten gems on the list: Ben Folds, "Brick" Blind Melon, "No Rain" BoDeans, "Closer to Free" Goo Goo Dolls, "Slide" Hole, "Malib...

He Still Has That Moustache!!!

John Travolta seems intent on continuing to look like a '70s gay porn star. Why? I was watching an HBO documentary on the adult film industry last night. They had candid interviews with a bunch of porn stars. One of the male porn stars was complaining about how men in the industry are paid much less than the women. He was like "I like to compare it to the way we pay teachers so little in this country -- far less than what they're worth." I actually laughed out loud. I mean, seriously, in the lo...

Where the Hell Does Disney Find All These Damn Virgins???

Seriously it's like they're holding casting calls exclusively in fundamentalist churches in middle America. I'm just waiting for one of these teenage Disney stars to go on the record all like, "Yeah, dude, I plan to have sex before marriage. It's normal and healthy. I'll use protection and I'll choose my partners carefully, but, yeah. I'm totally gonna be getting laid." Instead, 15-year-old Selena Gomez, heralded as the next Miley Cyrus, has announced that she's going to save herself f...

Uh, I Guess Gwyneth Paltrow’s Doing a Cooking Show?

I don't really understand this. It's not like the woman can't score movie roles anymore. But I guess for some reason she wants to do a television show called Spain... On The Road Again. It'll co-star Mario Batali, and basically just be about all the foods of Spain. BORING. The show is supposed to begin airing this fall. However, some dude is suing the production company, saying he was supposed to produce a companion book to the TV series, but he's accusing the production company of a...

Pete Wentz Stays Sober for Ashlee

Pete Wentz celebrated the big 2-9 at Foxtail in LA last night -- but he didn't get wasted. In fact, Pete never had a thing to drink all night. Since preggers Ashlee can't be drinking alcohol, Pete abstained as well. Aw, how sweet! /> Pete Wentz celebrated the big 2-9 at Foxtail in LA last night -- but he didn't get wasted. In fact, Pete never had a thing to drink all night. Since preggers Ashlee can't be drinking alcohol, Pete abstained as well. Aw, how sweet!...

Mary-Kate Olsen is DRUNK

While her twin sister is looking fabulous on red carpets all over the world, Mary-Kate is still looking like a drunken bag lady, and she's acting like one too. Note that no one is touching her as she falls the fuck down outside her SUV after leaving an LA club with friends. She was not pushed down by the paps. She just couldn't stand upright on her own. /> While her twin sister is looking fabulous on red carpets all over the world, Mary-Kate is still looking like a drunken bag lady, and she's acting like one too. Note that no one is touching her as she falls the fuck down outside her SUV after leaving an LA club with friends. She was not pushed down by the paps. She just couldn't stand upright on her own....