Why, these are photos of the packed scene outside Perez Hilton's meet and greet for his new line for Hot Topic.
Except it's not a mob scene at all.
Apparently hardly anyone showed up. These photos were reportedly taken at 6 pm, just as the event was beginning. And no one is there!!!
Says an eye-witness:
"Some freaky lil employee with a handful of wrist bands asked if I wanted to meet Perez Hilton at 6pm! I was like NO, I just ate. NO one wanted wrist bans it was kinda funny."
Ahhhh...
A new report indicates that over one in four New Yorker has genital herpes.
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Could anything about this possibly be more cliche?
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1) Which star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He's spreading herpes around town like wildfire.
2) Which hit TV show's cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls. />...
The "actress" reportedly gave birth to her second child with stolen husband Dean McDermott this morning.
She was supposed to deliver the little girl via C-section at Cedars Sinai today.
Her mother Candy -- with whom she's recently become un-estranged -- was at the hospital to lend her support.
OMG.
BOOOOOOOOORING.
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Now you can hold down your D-cups just like Jessica Simpson.
In spring 2009, the Jessica Simpson brand will be expanded to include a line of intimate apparel.
Oh yay.
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Roseanne Barr has apparently decided to embrace the aging process.
The 55-year-old actress showed off some gray at the TV Land Awards in Santa Monica on Sunday.
Eh, you have to hand it to her: in the long run, at least she turned out a lot better than Tom Arnold, who can't seem to find a red carpet without first finding an eight-ball of coke these days. ...
Patrick Swayze announced on Sunday that, despite the fact that he's battling pancreatic cancer, he'll stay on in the lead role of the upcoming A&E series, The Beast. He'll play an FBI agent who becomes a target of Internal Affairs.
"I have searched for quite a long time to find a character that is this multilayered, unpredictable and downright entertaining as well as a project this current and cutting-edged," Swayze said in a statement from A&E.
The show will begin filming in Chicago this summer, and will air in early 2009.
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I don't know how to put this nicely.
Liv Tyler looks awful at the premiere of The Incredible Hulk.
I hate everything about this look. The shoes are too clunky for the dress. And the dress is too thin for her legs. Liv is obviously one of those girls whose legs get bulkier when they work out, and that can be really sexy, but the dress is so thin and light that it just makes her thighs look gargantuan. She should have gone with a heavier, darker fabric and a cleaner cut. And the bottom of...
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice leads the warm-up at the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure in DC.
OMG, you guys, how much would you pay for the Condoleezza Rice work-out DVD?
There's an amazing parody in there somewhere. Lots of funny jokes to be made. Unfortunately I don't know enough about politics to make them myself.
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Poor Kate Moss needs lots of friends to help her go potty.
Or so it would seem.
Kate left an Agent Provocateur event in NYC because she was told there was a strict one-person-at-a-time rule for the bathroom. Kate wanted to bring three of her friends in with her.
"But I'm hosting the event!" she complained. The bathroom attendant didn't budge. At that point, Kate said "Forget it" and walked away.
You know how some people are pee-shy? Like, they can't pee when someone's watching th...