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Expect a Lot More Naked Jacuzzi Make-Out Sessions on the Upcoming Season of Project Runway

Not only is the show moving to Lifetime and to Los Angeles, but it looks like Bunim-Murray will be taking over as its producer. That's right, the people who brought you The Real World for the past 63 seasons are getting their puke-and-semen-covered hands all over my precious Project Runway. Grrrr. The only glimmer of hope here is the distant possibility that one day we'll have a Project Runway/Top Chef Challenge hit the air. ...

So Long, Once-Promising Career!

Remember Paris Bennett, the little belter who could from the fifth season of AmIdol? She was only sixteen when she first appeared on the show. She's nineteen now, and she's pregnant. No, not the married kind of pregnant. Just the pregnant kind of pregnant. She's due in October, and she plans to name the little girl Egypt. Which is a stupid name but at least little Egypt won't have to share her name with a trolloppy socialite. So that's something. She's reportedly engaged, but no one will ...

Alanis Takes the Gloves Off

Well, Leo and I are safely in NYC, checked into our gorgeous hotel room in Chelsea, where Leo promptly pooped in front of the bellhop and then knocked his food bowl all over the room. I was like, "Uh, he's not normally like this ..." He was pretty quiet on the plane flight but I think the whole thing has been stressful for him. Maybe he just misses the cats, ha ha! Anyway I was thrilled to find this clip of Alanis Morissette on Howard Stern. She won't go so far as to actually talk shit about Ryan Reynolds, but there's certainly the implication that she thinks he's a worthless piece of shit. You know, I kind of like how this whole thing has really knocked Alanis down a peg. I was getting really sick of her whole "I'm so spiritual and life is beautiful and don't you wish you were this spiritual?" act. She admits herself in this interview that the whole thing worked great in philosophy but not so hot in practice. But she's much easier to listen to in interviews now that she seems to have realized that she's every bit as human as anybody else. /> Well, Leo and I are safely in NYC, checked into our gorgeous hotel room in Chelsea, where Leo promptly pooped in front of the bellhop and then knocked his food bowl all over the room. I was like, "Uh, he's not normally like this ..." He was pretty quiet on the plane flight but I think the whole thing has been stressful for him. Maybe he just misses the cats, ha ha! Anyway I was thrilled to find this clip of Alanis Morissette on Howard Stern. She won't go so far as to actually talk shit abou...

New York, New York!

And we're off! Leo and I are leaving early Sunday morning for our big trip to NYC. Leo in the City! It's Leo's first plane flight, and he's very excited. He's been running around the house all day barking to the cats about it. They are less excited, although they are delighted that they'll have the house to themselves for a few days, without Leo's face in their asses at all times. I went to Petco today to get Leo a special travel carrier, and they had these adorable doggy shirts for Fou...

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That is how far I got into this interview Michael Lohan did on Chelsea Handler's show before the nausea and fury got to be too much. Can you beat my time? I think he's wearing a SCRAM bracelet, too. Chelsea mentions there's something in his sock at the beginning of the interview and he gets all weird about it and she changes the subject. God, he's just so despicable in so many ways. Normally I love that Chelsea is so kind to all her interviewees, but this time it just pissed me off. I wanted to be like "CHEW INTO ...

Not Dead Yet!

My sincerest congratulations and admirations go out to Ms. Amy Winehouse, who has officially reached that elusive pinnacle of any young starlet's career where news outlets feel compelled to write entire articles on how she was not high at a performance. About Amy's performance at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday celebration: After a short struggle to adjust her microphone, Winehouse kicked off the set with "Rehab." The song's lack of slurred lyrics and nonshortness of breath combined with ...

Steven Tyler: “Uh, Yeah, I Was in Rehab for Drugs”

Despite his earlier claim that he checked into rehab for a foot injury (which you will not find reported on this website, because, unlike CNN, I do the level of fact-checking required to determine that no one goes to fucking rehab because their fucking foot hurts), Steven Tyler is now admitting that he in fact went to rehab to deal with the pill addiction he developed following his foot surgery. "To have your feet done, to have your leg done, you have to be on narcotics," Tyler told The A...

We’re Not Going to See the Verne Troyer Sex Tape Just Yet

On Friday, a federal judge granted the temporary restraining order requested by Mini-Me's attorneys, forcing TMZ to pull down the clip they had of Verne Troyer's sex tape, and temporarily prohibiting the tape from being sold or any further clips from being distributed. Will the order hold? That remains to be determined, but Lord I hope not. Meanwhile, the kids at Defamer point out that Troyer currently owes $283,000 in taxes in the states of California and Michigan. Is it possible he "leak...

The Spencer Pratt/Mary-Kate Olsen Backstory

For those of you who were just a little bit curious as to why Mary-Kate Olsen decided to throw Spencer Pratt under the bus that is the David Letterman show (personally, I wasn't all that curious, I was too busy loving her for it), it turns out that Spencer Pratt, before he was famous, sold a photo of Mary-Kate drinking at a party for $50,000. The photo is above. (It doesn't really look like MK's drinking, just that she's drunk.) Says Spencer to Us magazine: "I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for he...

The Real World: The Aftermath

Once their Real World fame is over, Real Worlders are, tragically, forced back into the actual real world, and it's not always pretty. Exhibit A: A tipster sends us an application Real World: Australia cast member Shauvon Torres sent to a San Diego PR agency. It's really one of the funnier things I've come across this year. I'll start by saying that the photo above? Was included as a part of her application. (Tipster: "Is she going to wear that to work?") The short cover letter contain...
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