Some very important Britney Spears news on the horizon today:
1) Her mother's book on parenting is now slated for a September release. It was supposed to come out a few months back, but then her teenage daughter got pregnant and her adult daughter got hospitalized for crazy and all of a sudden it didn't seem like such a great time to release a book touting her parenting skillz.
2) Britney's much-ballyhooed cameo in the upcoming Pussycat Dolls video wound up on the cutting room floor. S...
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Hey everyone! It's been a little while since I last checked in. I've been so busy shooting my new show. It's been quite the experience, these people are amazing! Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way. We are having the best time, it's been so much fun to meet such interesting characters. We've gone on some crazy adventures together. I even brought some of the contestants on trips with me to Japan and Las Vegas within the ...
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Despite the constant rumors that they hate each other now, Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad look chummy as can be as they head into Crown Bar in LA last night.
I knew these two lovebirds would kiss and make up!...
"It comes across as this really sad need for approval. I've heard people make comments like, 'You don't really want to be in the tabloids, but you need to be for your career.' They believe it's actually important. It's not. It's ugly. Like, your life belongs to us now? That's the deal? I didn't get that memo. It wasn't sent to me and I didn't sign it. So, fuck you."
Charlize Theron, in a new interview with British GQ.
Charlize, honey, the difference here is that you're talented, darling....
''Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. 'He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''
Angelina Jolie, in a new interview with Entertainment Weekly. She wore the gun necklace for the photo shoot.
Um, is it just me or does this kind of go against everything Angie stands for? I'm confused. ...
Apparently Amy Winehouse isn't totally unemployable these days.
The drug-addicted singer is reportedly being paid $2M by Russian uber-billionaire Roman Abramovich to perform at his girlfriend's art gallery opening in Moscow tonight.
I hope $1M of that is being spent on security guards to keep Amy sober during the 24 hours prior. This has disaster written all over it.
Abramovich's girlfriend is 25-year-old Dasha Zhukova, a socialite breaking into art dealing.
I wonder if this guy has a brother. I'm a 26-...
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It's war!
Dr. Drew Pinsky is out talking shit about Tom Cruise. Dr. Drew had this to say to Playboy:
A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that's a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly...
New BFFs Mel Gibson and Britney Spears met up Tuesday night at an exclusive Beverly Hills cigar club.
They chatted for over two hours, and sources say their relationship is an "ongoing guidance session."
You know Mel probably has to use his American accent to talk to Britney. Otherwise she's all like "Stop talking funny! I can't understand you!"
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Madonna's brother, Christopher Ciccone, has written a tell-all book about Madonna's life.
"It's extremely graphic and devastating," said a source who declined to give details. "He wrote it on the sly without telling Madonna. They want to put it out before her lawyers can get a hold of it."
Publisher Simon & Schuster has rushed out 350,000 copies for next month, ostensibly to get it on bookshelves before Madge's lawyers can mount a lawsuit.
"We'd heard rumors, but didn't realize he'd actually written it," s...
Little Katie Heigl just can't stop whining. She's decided she won't try to win an Emmy this year -- she didn't put her name in for consideration -- because she doesn't feel Grey's Anatomy gave her good enough material.
"I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization" I decided against competing, she said in a statement. "In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opport...