Here's the video for the new Pussycat Dolls song, "When I Grow Up." Britney Spears filmed a cameo for it, and it was cut. I really don't understand why. Not even Britney Spears could have lowered the level of class in this video. It's kind of even a stretch to call this a song. It's more like a chant you make up with your bunkmates at Girl Scout Camp or some shit. Look, people can talk all the shit they want about bloggers, but at least I'm not gyrating on faux construction sites for a living. I mean, really. /> Here's the video for the new Pussycat Dolls song, "When I Grow Up." Britney Spears filmed a cameo for it, and it was cut. I really don't understand why. Not even Britney Spears could have lowered the level of class in this video. It's kind of even a stretch to call this a song. It's more like a chant you make up with your bunkmates at Girl Scout Camp or some shit. Look, people can talk all the shit they want about bloggers, but at least I'm not gyrating on faux construction sites for a ...

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Leo and I are at a Super 8 in Kanab, Utah. God, this is truly the middle of nowhere. Someone mentioned to me today that perhaps I shouldn't give away my exact location every night, lest some crazy stalker try to come after me. But you know what? If you're willing to drive all the way to Kanab, Utah just to rape me, you've earned it, buddy. I woke up this morning with seventeen bug bites of indeterminate origin. This is not typical Beet hyperbole. There are actually seventeen bites. I counted...

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains at a point where her character is heavily pregnant (or pretending to be, or whatever, because the premise of this film is so unbelievably dumb). Check her out, looking directly at the paparazzo like "I hope you're getting this, asshole, because it's not gonna happen again for a loooooong time." [Image via Splash]...