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Hey You Guys I Know Who Won the Big Basketball Thingy

Pssst ... it was the Celtics! I hope no one's pissed about that spoiler!!! But my Internet connection was being weird, and when it does that I always try to load CNN.com, because that's a site with very little downtime and it's not cached, and so I did that, and it loaded, and then I learned who won the big basketball game!!! I didn't even know it was today!!! I feel really hip right now because I know that. So I'm telling you guys. I'm bragging, really. I am bragging that I know who won the World Series of Basketball or whatever it's called. I am so with it. I am totally one of those girls you want to date because she's all into sports and stuff. />Pssst ... it was the Celtics! I hope no one's pissed about that spoiler!!! But my Internet connection was being weird, and when it does that I always try to load CNN.com, because that's a site with very little downtime and it's not cached, and so I did that, and it loaded, and then I learned who won the big basketball game!!! I didn't even know it was today!!! I feel really hip right now because I know that. So I'm telling you guys. I'm bragging, really. I am bragging that I know who won...

Jennifer vs. Jennifer

I'd like to begin this piece by stating that I think it's absolutely absurd that someone's trying to make a movie based off the Greg Behrendt book He's Just Not That Into You. It's a great book that revolutionized my dating life, but it's a stupid premise for a movie. And I hate that they're doing this. That said, the cast includes Jennifer Aniston, Ginnifer Goodwin, Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Connelly. And word on the street is that the two Jennifers did NOT get al...

Gettin’ Hitched!

George Takei and his longtime partner, Brad Altman, showed up at West Hollywood City Hall on Tuesday morning to get their marriage license. "Today we are all here to give flesh and blood reality to that ruling. We are going to make history," said Takei. "Congratulations to all of us and may equality live long and prosper." Every county in California was required to start issuing new gender-neutral marriage licenses Tuesday with spaces for "Party A" and "Party B" where "bride" and "groom" used to be. ...

Joan Rivers Continues to Rock My World

The fabulous Ms. Rivers was kicked off the UK talk show Loose Women for calling Russell Crowe a "piece of fucking shit." She warned the producers to bleep her, but the show is live and there's no bleeping. Joan was asked to leave at the commercial break. Says Joan in apology: "Yes, I swore, and I'm so fucking sorry. No one told me the TV show Loose Women was a reality show and that I would be voted off. It's funny: offstage, I hardly ever use profanity. My favorite four-letter word is 'shop.'" I ::heart:: Joan Rivers. /> The fabulous Ms. Rivers was kicked off the UK talk show Loose Women for calling Russell Crowe a "piece of fucking shit." She warned the producers to bleep her, but the show is live and there's no bleeping. Joan was asked to leave at the commercial break. Says Joan in apology: "Yes, I swore, and I'm so fucking sorry. No one told me the TV show Loose Women was a reality show and that I would be voted off. It's funny: offstage, I hardly ever use profanity. My favorite four-letter word is 'sh...

Spotted!

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong, leaving her West Village townhome on their way to an Iron Maiden concert at Madison Square Garden. I had no idea that Iron Maiden was still touring. The most I know about Iron Maiden is from that Wheatus song, "Teenage Dirtbag," which I'm posting the video for here because that song rocks, and the video has Jason Biggs and Mena Suvari in it. This is the censored version, where they blank out the word "gun" in "he brings a gun to school," because we all know th...

Mario Lopez is SUCH an Asshole!

This guy just treats all women like shit and I hate him. I have no idea why anyone would date him. He's such a gigantic loser with really, really, REALLY low self-esteem, and probably a tiny penis that only gets hard when he can see himself in the mirror. Seriously I heard rumors about him being an enormous asshole even back on his SBTB days, and then he cheated on Ali Landry just days before their wedding, and all of a sudden he starts to get all famous and popular again and I was kind of like "WHAT THE FUCK??? Don't people...

Another One on the Horizon

The Wall Street Journal ran an interesting article today about the Disney fame machine and their newest protege, 15-year-old Demi Lovato, who will star in the upcoming Disney flick Camp Rock, which they obviously hope will be the next High School Musical. (It premieres today on pay-per-view, which is probably why the WSJ is running this article today.) Anyway, the whole article's worth a read (it's here) as it talks a little about how Disney discovers and nurtures new talent. It turns out D...
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