That is how far I got into this interview Michael Lohan did on Chelsea Handler’s show before the nausea and fury got to be too much.
Can you beat my time?
I think he’s wearing a SCRAM bracelet, too. Chelsea mentions there’s something in his sock at the beginning of the interview and he gets all weird about it and she changes the subject.
God, he’s just so despicable in so many ways. Normally I love that Chelsea is so kind to all her interviewees, but this time it just pissed me off. I wanted to be like “CHEW INTO HIM, CHELSEA! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!”
Oh, and another fun fact: in his formal “statement” announcing that he may have another child, Michael refers to the baby-mama as “Christie.” Her name is actually spelled “Kristi.” Which, like, okay, it’s been awhile since you’ve fucked her and all, but if you’re currently going through a paternity battle (as you claim you are), wouldn’t you have seen her name written more recently?
Michael Lohan, you’re an idiot.
I’m back ole Mikey boy is a major player.
he really creeps me out! i’m not gonna watch it
You really think he writes his own press releases, or has the intelligence to proofread them?
Puh-leeze… the man is a brain damaged sleazeball.
camel-balls — priceless!
Hes so creepy. Well I love Chealse, shes hilarious.
But whats really creepy is that him and his son Michael sound just alike.
I saw Living Lohan…yeah thats show is totally gay.
I wish you had watched the rest so you could have commented on his shitty acting in the clip they show of his web series.
i feel so sorry for this little girl.
one day you’re a normal 13 year old.
the next you’ve potentially got this guy for a “father.”
poor, poor, little girl.
R.E: the sock thing
Is he wearing a tag, maybe? :/
Camel-balls is a cute term, but on a recent trip to San Diego, I heard a more accurate term “mammal-toe”. I thought it was great! I’m glad men are getting harrassed for wearing their pants too tight and showing off their package!
Krisitie and he are in it for money.. She wants child support pouring again in since Lindsay quit paying the bills and Lohan’s mom is getting a job.. you know the rest..
i think he’s awesome he’s funny and he seems pretty put together. i like him so much more than dina.