Seriously I do not typically support violence, but I’m making an exception.
Just put her out of her own misery.
Heidi has released a new single, “Fashion,” which is, predictably, like the worst thing ever.
Listen at your own risk.
Seriously I do not typically support violence, but I’m making an exception.
Just put her out of her own misery.
Heidi has released a new single, “Fashion,” which is, predictably, like the worst thing ever.
Listen at your own risk.
someone please just give her a personality and a good singing voice. or just send her to mars
beet i think instead of killing her we should have chris crocker take her place just like that one dude for brit. what a load of entertainment that would be eh?
I refuse to listen. My ears have been through enough i their lifetime. The name of the song is really ‘fashion’?
:( It’s a sad day in the music business.
Ha! I love it! This song is going to be huge – in Germany… Actually I think the chorus is pretty catchy, just with stupid lyrics. But I have to admit, I love her BECAUSE everyone hates her!
she is completely deluded…
Thanks, I’d rather not.
sounds like the shit they play on the radios at H&M or the Gap…
That being said, shit SUCKS testicles.
Wow, that was worst than Cher being synthesized
OMG lol. I love at the beginning when she says her own name.
It reminds me of something that would be on a little girl’s tv show or dvd…Barbie in the Hills.
I wasn’t going to listen until dodohead said she says her own name… aaaaahahaha. Brilliant. *turns speakers on*
With lyrics like “I live to be model thin, dress me, I am your mannequin” and “you are who you wear” (Sorry those were the only lines I could decipher through the synthesized mess that is Heidi) I mean her shallowness is really showcased here. Ugh, I hate the pair of them. Who supports them?!
on that note, did anyone see they’re new ‘myspace’ website..if not check out speidiweb.com and read their blogs..hilarious, but makes you sick seeing so many fake photoshoots of them
please stop running this video beet
my ears are bleeding :(
ears…bleeding
lol!!! can’t believe this shit is real. honestly, shaq was better!
And to think I wanted any part of the music industry… in sound engineering no less… I’m just imagining if I was ever put on this project…
*SHUDDERS*
…
*WEEPS*
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
…As much as I want to resist…I find myself sort of dancing to it.
But yet I hate it….
this is so fucking laughable. i’m almost embarassed for her
GAG. This is so disturbing. The fact that the song is about buying clothes is so gross. It’s sending a great message to kids out there, I’m sure. Clothes and shoes will definitely make you happy, kids! Also, I don’t understand how they can let her record songs. I should be able to as well, along with all other readers of this blog, cause I’m sure we all have voices that sound better than Heidi…
Heidi just plain sucks at life.
HEIDI! ahhaahahahahahaahaahahahahhaaaaa ridiculous! FASHHH HUUN! hahaha..
Heidi has a rocking body that all you old hags are jealous of (specifically Mercedes or Porche or Volvo or whatever the hell her name was ).
OMFG! She needs to crawl into a donkey’s ass and die in there and then rot and the carcus burned and the ashed mixed in with gunpowder so that there will be absolutely no fucking remains of her whatsoever!
Goodness, beet, the gates of Heaven will be wide open for your gift of charity in giving her some coverage! With that being said, please move on to someone with genuine talent!
oh, gross. honestly, what was she thinking?!
you know lauren conrad loves her songs.
and by loves her songs i mean she throws up a little in her mouth.
it’s just reassurance that heidi has NOTHING on her.
i can’t wait for the music video.
i mean, the last one was tragic.
i can’t wait to see how they butcher this one.
HEIDI!!!!
And the opening sounds like it’s coming out of my old school Nintendo. 8-bit is soooooooo fashionable.
“I need / Some new stuh – leh – toes”
Thats the most horrible thing i’ve ever heard since Vanessa Hudgens song about Snickers!!
what’s really sad is that there are so many great singers, songwirters and bands with talent trying to get record deals, get noticed and make a living doing what they love….and this is the shit that gets recorded and released and most importantly, gets attention. yes, we hate everything she does but look at all this publicity.
i literally listened to that “song” for 10 seconds
i couldnt even handle it beyond that point
heidi montag needs to go away imediately.
seriously, i bet the only person buying her “music” is spencer, who is an even bigger tool than she is.
Oh. My. God. I agree with Dodohead, that’s the first thing I thought of too, that it sounds like it was made for a Barbie or My Little Pony children’s movie. I wonder if the music video is as crappy as the last one, with the shaky video camera, boombox, and rolling around in the sand. Hahaha this is sooo painful.
heidi is right, you ARE who you wear. that was her logic when she named her cheap clothing line HEIDIWOOD, right?
Maybe it’s some kind of ironic statement? I can only hope so.
I know I’m wrong, of course.
Even K-Fed had better tunes
It’s lile listening to Lindsay Lohan… Boring.. And stupid…
Okay…why do people watch the Hills in the first place?
It’s a bunch of materialistic girls bickering about really stupid, unimportant things.
Second, she needs to learn that no one likes her.
Lets just start to shun her. Right. Now. Before she produces any more “music”.
Yeeessss!!!! lets do a huge favor to society and KILL her … or at least we should take her off the music industry and TV…. and since we already in that terms…. lets take that lamelife Spencer … O_o
So Donkey Punch – are you saying that all chics with hot bods should get to make an album? Or are you just picking on Mercedes?
I think hes saying all you have to do is not eat and then pay for your boobs and you´re good to go. That shit is NASTY.
> “are you saying that all chics with hot bods should get to make an album? Or are you just picking on Mercedes?”
Just picking on Mercedes :D
All chicks with hot bods should stand around the beach getting a lot of bikini photos taken. Heidi does exactly that and looks great in one.
I honestly could barely understand her. She’s not even singing, she’s talking incoherently about shoes and stuttering her name.
I’ll take one for the team.
Why must she attempt to fling HERSELF into the lime light? I hate people that do that. I wish she would get OVER HERSELF! Spencer isn’t doing anything for her either. She needs to drop this record thing too. I hate
her voice.
trust me if i ever see her in NYC shes going down in some dirty canal street water.
what the hell was that. if she ever shows up in manhattan, i will rip out her pretty little blonde head
whats with you people? the girl can totally sing
i luv the song! its really cool! are you jealous cuz you would never be able to do that or something? you dont always have to say BAD things about celebrities!
U stupid people just dont like her because most people do
human being are so dumb
however and this is another subject, i like this song, if it was another person and some others lyrics u’ll sure like it
hey how much would you pay for it?? looooooooooooooooooooooooooool she should know and kill herself whe are too many on earth and an homeless person as more life value then her.
omg beet!
i nearly shit a frisbee just now!
when she screamed “hiedi” i fell on the ground and laughed for like 45 mins! i just imagined this barbie running around screaming her own name over and over like a pokemon!
It makes me want to set fire to myself. which I’m sure Heidi would do too if I told her it was in for A/W 2008
Mince her up send the meat to hungry Africans
She is so insecure and hates herself so much that she has to modify her body so drastically. Someone might as well put her out of her pathetic misery. She looks WORSE than she did when she was completely natural.