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Not Really News – But Taylor Hicks is Boring.


I love a few things about this story. First off, I love that WireImage has the EXCLUSIVE look at Taylor Hicks in Grease. That’s like being the least alcoholic Real-Worlder. You’re not accomplishing much there.

Secondly, I love making fun of Taylor Hicks because he is unbelievably boring in real life. I met him right after he won Idol. Then I fell asleep. He speaks in one word clips and he doesn’t seem so “clever”. There’s just nothing engaging about him. I’m guessing this is why he hasn’t transitioned into anything more than “past Idol winner.”

It was pretty sad because I wanted us to be best friends given that I’d voted for him. But I suppose that’s what you get for flying too close to the sun.

Studdard on the other hand is top notch – a total baller. Now THAT’S an exclusive people.

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  • This is effin’ hilarious

    ….my ex b/f bet a large sum of money that Daughtry would win it all

    Not a happy camper when it was Hicks who actually won LOL

  • If you don’t like Taylor, then why bother checking out what he is doing and blogging about him. Taylor is acting, playing a role, and wearing a costume, as Justin Timberlake did in his current movie in which he wears briefs, and plays a goofy role. Some singers are multi talented. Expect to see Taylor do more acting. He has great looks and charisma. Most male singers do not.

  • someone´s a little defensive. she didn´t say he wasn´t talented, just boring…and I agree wholeheartedly.

  • Taylor Hicks is a joke. But if you say you don’t like him, his crazy fans will hound you to death. Taylor is a gay man who should be proud of who he is. Instead, he caters to the middle-aged women who voted for him but failed to buy his records. He isn’t just boring; he is painfully boring. And when God handed out talent… well, he got gray hair instead.

  • I love this website. You got it going on girl. You know how to get the hits! Just mention Taylor Hicks and you’ll get them. Wonder why that is if he’s so freaking boring? I wonder, Daughtrys bald as hell, is he bald there too? Guess so, now THATS boring. LMAO.

  • Like must be pretty boring for the owner of this site to use Taylor Hicks’ name in order to get hits for this site. Go back to sleep idiot.

  • ummmm, isn’t it amazing how a “shy one” can be categorized as boring. There are lots of shy entertainers but one would never know it when they get in front of an audience, Johnny Carson being probably the most famous. Carson was nothing and I mean “nothing” like his persona when performing. The posters who like to demean, and even myself, would probably faint at the thought of even walking out on a stage in front of an audience just to pick up a piece of paper. How does it go “Judge not lest ye be judged” ??

  • LOL….why would you think you could be best friends with Taylor Hicks????….you must not have any blood flowing through your veins if you do not think that Taylor is HOTT!!!!….His concerts are awesome and I enjoy being his fan and would never expect to be his best friend..Taylor is on Broadway with crowds standing at the stage door after, just to get a glimpse of Him and you are here gossiping about nothing that you really know about…pathetic..

  • There never WAS anything engaging about Taylor Hicks! He won ‘Idol based on a bunch of hammy stage performances and – in the process – cost the show a lot of its credibility. The quality and marketability of Idols since his coming have been markedly low. He lowered the bar!

  • I thoroughly enjoy Taylor Hicks’ performances – he’s a wildman on stage! In person, he’s humble and charming. I like the combination.

  • Just the mention of Mr. H’s name gets everybody going! No he’s not run of the mill x-factor, so not everyone is going to like him. But he’s crazy good in concert and he’s so not boring in real life. He just doesn’t engage in deep conversations with every twit he meets. I think it takes balls to not color his hair, like 99% of every other entertainer out there does. And no, he is not gray “down there”.

  • I have never seen a sillier personality than Taylor Hicks. He is really ugly in those Grease pictures.

  • I just noticed that the person above me said he is not gray “down there.” HAHAHAHA We have someone so delusional, she thinks she has seen Taylor Hicks’s pubic hair. Sorry, but Taylor likes guys, so we know you’re lying.

  • Does Taylor Hicks wear a fat suit some of the time? I swear his weight seems to change from chubby to downright hefty, depending on the camera angle. I’ll bet he can down a few barrels of barbeque in record time.

  • Never been a fan of Taylor Hicks, but I don’t know how in the name of God he got chosen to be a “teen angel”

  • He is not gay!!! If you would have read his book and read about the long term relationships he was in with women, and they have confirmed this, they said whichever woman was lucky enough to get him had better be prepared for the other woman in his life, which was music. One of the reason’s he particularly raises money for the one particular charity, I believe a former girlfriend began it. But I’m not sure about that. In the book they talk about no money on the road and sometimes just ending up at some girl’s apartment crashing. I highly doubt he’s gay. He said he wanted to marry one day, have children and even had his little girl’s name picked out. Doesn’t sound like a mand who is gay to me.

  • I wish Taylor Hicks was gay… I would suck that man until all the fluids were drained from his body!!! He is hot! Not only do middle aged women find him attractive but a ton of gay men do too!! There will be a fight for him if he does come out of the closet!!

  • Taylor Hicks is so talented and sexy! If he wasn’t, he wouldn’t have won the title of American Idol, he wouldn’t have scored the role of “Teen Angel” on Broadway, and he wouldn’t have been named People Magazine’s America’s Hottest Bachelor (2006)! If you have to use his name just to get hits on your site, you are one LOW human being and need to figure out this shit. If people are reading it because it has his name, then obviously they like him and are interested in the man! And jakooper, I’m a female (and I’m NOT gay) and I would suck him until all the suck was sucked out, too!! I think Taylor Hicks is incredibly attractive, talented, charming, enticing, exciting to watch, and every other positive thing I coud say!! I think he’s a fantastic man, and I don’t really give a fuck about what you think. (:

  • Banged Taylor Hicks after a concert in 2007. Not bad in the sack I was surprised and no gray down there. Nice guy he even asked me to stay the night. He loves a morning blow job.