Jason Biggs and his new wife Jenny Mollen hit up the opening of sushi joint SugarFish in Marina del Rey on Monday night.
I showed up at a friend’s house the other night, and he had the original American Pie on TV. It was the scene where Jason’s character prematurely ejaculates — twice — with Shannon Elizabeth, while the whole school is watching via webcam. I was glued to the screen. I’d forgotten how funny that shit was. But I have to admit, as I get older — and, consequently, the men I date get older — I have to admit that I’m a little impressed that he was at least able to prematurely ejaculate twice. Oh, to have sex with high-school boys again …
I’m kidding. Ew. But it’s totally true that youth is wasted on the young.
“Youth is wasted on the young” – I have to agree! I was just talking to my friend about boobs and was saying how large yet perky my breasts were in highschool but they were wasted because no one ever really saw them except me! Sigh….
That’s Jenny Mollen?
Jeez, she looks so different as a brunette.
Love them.
Did Karen Allen fall into the Wayback machine?
isnt she pregnant or something? i still find h.s. boys kind of hot…is that bad?
sigh, i love being 18
I feel creepy because I’m excited for the Twilight movie to come out…I especially love the character Jacob. He’s 16. *wince* Yeah, I like the high school boys, but I’m not going to follow in Ms. Hogan’s footsteps. Ick.
omg asta! my daughter made me read those books and i love jacob too! but loving high school boys in books or on screen is totally different from doing it in person. right? right . . . ?
Yes. Definitely.
Um, most likely.
somebody else said it.. I thought I was lookin at an old “Animal House” still her resemblence to a young Karen Allen is amazing. I hope this girl ages better.
princess A is a spammer that swallows